Politics and Religion

My Patriotic 4th of July Speech
holeydiver 113 Reviews 2718 reads
posted
1 / 11

Its proven scientific fact that McCain's POW shenanigans was orchestrated 40 years ago for today's political purposes.  Even all this maverick nonsense was cooked up to make McCain appealing to non-Republicans and steal the crossover vote that is rightfully owed in reparations to our Democratic Candidate and freedom fighter.  

Republicans purposely had McCain not toe their party line, and later run out of funds in his bid to be the nominee, so that he could look like the underdog.  And then they promised Wesley Clark opportunities to serve in Collin Powell's old token positions, if he speaks truth to the media now.

McCain has been injected with the same life extension drug that has been pumped into Nadar's veins, specifically for the purpose of hurting the Democratic party from all sides.  Even old thick ankles is a plant, a Republican dirty trick right from the playbook, which is also known as The Bible.  

Republicans are drugging our nation's elderly, shooting down its own aircraft in enemy territory and even crashing airliners into our own buildings, so McCain can lead a campaign defending the Iraq War.  It a little disconcerting.

Lets face it.  They have won.  We cannot compete with this.  This weekend, as Americans bite into their tofu dogs or turkey dogs or the hot dog substitute of their choice, think about Bar(eb)ack.  And is that hot dog dark in color or white in color?  Its kinda in between isn't it?

I think I have made my point.  Lets vote with our hearts and keep voting until the precinct captain tells us to stop.  Unless you live in Cook County Illinois, where that is not a limitation.  Together we can win this next election, hand in hand and God willing maybe even get legally married someday.  Keep hope alive.  Change.

johnhuntback 1681 reads
posted
2 / 11

So THAT's how Obama intends to get elected; by the "vote early and often" folks in Chicago!!!

GaGambler 1242 reads
posted
3 / 11

All he will need is about 70 million votes from Chicago and he should win the popular vote easily. Should be easy enough to do in Chicago. lmao

XiaomingLover1 67 Reviews 2676 reads
posted
4 / 11

hey, just goes to show you his popularity -- a "hometown" vote, so to speak, so appealing even the dead will vote for him.  funny how that only seems to occur almost exclusivelyin Cook County. [Suffolk County in Mass used to experience this miracle ass well on a regular basis]. Oh, well.

-- Modified on 7/1/2008 11:15:54 AM

djames92 1771 reads
posted
5 / 11

So McCain was shot down in 67 over Hanoi to defend the Iraq war of 03? Cheney, you brilliant bastard you!

As long as the dead are still willing to vote in Chi-town you aught to be OK. Watch those tofu dogs.

God Bless America

johnhuntback 1497 reads
posted
6 / 11

Well, I'm no expert on Chicago politics, but I've heard that area mentioned more than anywhere else when it comes to election chicanery.

GaGambler 2491 reads
posted
7 / 11

For the electoral college. I can imagine the election results. Obama wins in a landslide with 142% of all registered voters, compared to McCain with a paltry 58%. lmao

Harry5390 89 Reviews 1680 reads
posted
8 / 11

compared to dumb old McCain who knows only 50 states.

NeedleDicktheBugFucker 22 Reviews 1783 reads
posted
9 / 11

BECAUSE he is ethical?

BBBBWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

kerrakles 1401 reads
posted
10 / 11

all over the country.

See, change is on the way. How many clinging to guns and religion people did know about Arugula before?

How many people want spend $150 billion on Solar and Wind power? Just have one question, is Obama planning to convert farms in the midwest Wind Farms?

Yes, I get it, we have plenty solar power but no food and that is what I call a grand plan of nothingness. Yep, we will have plenty of wind power by 2025 and every one will be dead of starvation. Energy problem solved once and for all.

What a CFM (Clueless Fucking Moron).


djames92 2632 reads
posted
11 / 11

I cling to my gun. I'm a white guy that works in Miami's worst hood. I don't go to the bathroom without my .380.

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