Thank you all for coming to the meeting. Clearly the person we need for VP must possess a few obvious characteristics.

1. As all good Repubs, I have to at least pretend to pander to the religious right, for they are whiny bitches threatening to stay home instead of knee-jerk voting for me as a fellow GOPer. So find someone who wears their religion on their sleeve.

2. The Dems are in disarray, and Hillary supporters are just looking for an excuse not to support the Dem nominee the way Evangelicals are saying they won't support me. So get me a woman.

3. Given that we must have a woman, make it a pretty woman. As you know, I refuse to hang around women who aren't former models or could never pass for one. So that rules out Kay Bailey Hutchinson.

4. In fact find me TWO pretty women, as I need one for a backup in case the first one has a debilitating auto accident, loses her looks, and I have to dump her for someone else who is still attractive.

Hell, worst comes to worst, we can always put Lindsey Graham in drag. With his name, and a little makeup, he could pass the test.

Posted by zisk, 8/29/2008 7:14
"1. As all good Repubs, I have to at least pretend to pander to the religious right, for they are whiny bitches threatening to stay home instead of knee-jerk voting for me as a fellow GOPer. So find someone who wears their religion on their sleeve."


 Other than things above Obama's pay grade he  seems to do more than his fair share of  religious rapping .

2. "The Dems are in disarray, and Hillary supporters are just looking for an excuse not to support the Dem nominee the way Evangelicals are saying they won't support me. So get me a woman."

 Anyone with common sense and average deductive reasoning would realize Hillary supporters are NOT going to vote for a Mccain Palin ticket..Do they  really think those old angry ladies would vote for a pretty woman from the other side ?? Sometimes the news people insult their own intelligence. Now if the easily led believe it is true since Mccains camp said so, then I reckon let them run with it for whatever that is worth???

 

3. "Given that we must have a woman, make it a pretty woman. As you know, I refuse to hang around women who aren't former models or could never pass for one. So that rules out Kay Bailey Hutchinson."

Kay Bailey Hutchinson has too much baggage and not near the charisma of Palin.. Plus Palin could beat Obama at basketball, and she is also bad at bowling..

4. "In fact find me TWO pretty women, as I need one for a backup in case the first one has a debilitating auto accident, loses her looks, and I have to dump her for someone else who is still attractive".

 Sounds like a Morman plan to me ...is that why Romney isn't veep?? McCain doesn't want him cutting in on his women??



 

5. Find  a womam with at least mimium plausibility as a running mate so i can revel in the acclaim of the many Rightwing Sex Addicts who populate the message board on The Erotic Review.  Those saps will buy pretty much anything these days, especially if it can be construed as a slap aat or a reproach to Obama.

If you are going to hang out with women then hang out with pretty ones and make your life enjoyable.

I don't know about Quad, Zisk and Revenger but most rational men like to hang out with pretty and intelligent women.

opps, did I just say rational? Not applicable when Quad and Zisk are involved!

"opps, did I just say rational? Not applicable when Quad and Zisk are involved!"


If I was always rational I wouldn't have near as much fun..You would be shocked if you saw some of the beautiful civvie women, both Republican and Democrat that I have been most intimate with..
Lol but no one has a perfect record.. I still remember my youthful late night tryst with a Joplin look a like...In my defense I didn't sober up and notice her face until morning..
In my stupidity I didn't leave  when I noticed her stubbly legs and she undressed a Joplin body..
 From that day forward I alone drink alone..rofl

kerrakles, 8/30/2008 8:57:56 AM
If you are going to hang out with women then hang out with pretty ones and make your life enjoyable.
I don't know about Quad, Zisk and Revenger but most rational men like to hang out with pretty and intelligent women.
opps, did I just say rational? Not applicable when Quad and Zisk are involved!"

  Whether rational or not I have always been vain enough to pursue the most beautiful women.Rejection is just a numbers game and sooner rather than  later I am dealt a winning hand. I also require intelligence in a woman to go along with her beauty, especially in a long term relationship..Since the last grade I graduated from was the eighth, my bar on required intelligence is much lower than the average PHD and I have a much bigger pool to choose from than that advanced educated crowd.
Just like beauty, intelligence is also in the mind of the beholder..
After all they say ignorance is bliss, and I am a Happy Man..
 Well not entirely happy this week end since most week ends my GF and I go to the Beach and she is gone out of state for a funeral.Speaking of weird logic ..  I decided No providers while she is of town paying her respects..
I am  really starting to get fidgety..