Did you know that Hurricane Sandy is the most powerful hurricane on record? This, despite it was barely a Category 1 hurricane? Did you know that the reason why Hurricane Sandy happened isn't because a low pressure system developed over the Atlantic Ocean, but because President Obama supports gay marriage? Did you know that the reason why Katrina hit New Orleans is because of all the gays celebrating Mardi Gras?

I guess we can expect San Francisco to get hit with a category 5 hurricane at any second.

Joseph Smith is sending the natural disasters because of all the heathen coffee drinkers. That's why it rains so much in Seattle.

and therefore really don't have a heluva-lot to make cogent theory from.