Politics and Religion

Democrats Upset About Reading Of The Covid Bill
cks175 52 Reviews 290 reads
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1 / 14

Democrats are so upset about the American people reading this bill you’d think it was written by Dr Seuss.
Retired Senator Orrin G Hatch Bitch Slapping Representative Swalwell

inicky46 61 Reviews 19 reads
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2 / 14

If this bill reading stunt is such an important public service, then tell the class why almost all Republican Senators left the chamber shortly after the reading stunt began?
From Forbes, The Capitalist Tool.

Rackhunter 13 reads
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3 / 14
cks175 52 Reviews 18 reads
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4 / 14

But I wonder if he was as pissed as VP Kamala Harris must have been.

Johnson himself left the chamber at one point early in the reading, even after demanding Vice President Kamala Harris, who was presiding over the first part of the session, restore order when senators talked over the reading

cks175 52 Reviews 21 reads
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5 / 14

I wouldn’t use it outside this forum, but here it’s basically an inside joke.

inicky46 61 Reviews 27 reads
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6 / 14

Oh, and I only murdered a handful of Jews.
Unless you consider using birth control as a form of murder, in which case I actually HAVE killed millions of unborn Heeb sperm.
What I really object to is being called "butt-hurt." That is a damnable lie.

inicky46 61 Reviews 30 reads
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7 / 14

But I'll pass on your suggestion since that would not be a turn-on for me.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 18 reads
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8 / 14

and he easily convinced me he is the worst Jew in the world.  I would never challenge his claim.  

inicky46 61 Reviews 10 reads
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9 / 14

1) I never had a bris (ritual circumcision). I got snipped when I was born, just like a goy.
2) I was never Bar Mitzvah'd.
3) I don't believe in the religion, or any religion.
4) I've got ink so I can't even be buried in an Orthodox cemetery.
5) I plan to be cremated and that's verboten, too.
6) I hate Netanyahoo so I must hate Israel, right?
7) I LOVE ham, bacon, scallops, shrimp and lobster, and I eat them whenever I can.
8) I can't stand Hassids. They stink on ice.

impposter 49 Reviews 19 reads
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10 / 14

Posted By: inicky46
8) I can't stand Hassids. They stink on ice.
Cut 'em some slack! They don't get a lot of practice time.  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 17 reads
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11 / 14

to being eaten by a pack of wild dogs?  I thought that was more a middle finger to the Jewish religion.  Much more colorful for the Nick I know.  Lol

inicky46 61 Reviews 13 reads
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12 / 14

If you'll recall the context, I said that to my sister as a joke to get a rise out of the funeral director right after we'd picked out my Mom's coffin.
It was one of my better bonne mots.
I know of nothing in Jewish custom forbidding the burial in a Jewish cemetery of the partial remains of someone eaten by wild dogs. Then again, I know of virtually nothing in Jewish custom at all. One more reason I am The World's Worst Jew.

impposter 49 Reviews 23 reads
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14 / 14

Posted By: inicky46
Re: Don't take me out of context!
You didn't mean ice hockey?  
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Maybe not Olympic gold medalists, but they didn't stink too bad: Fiddlers on the Ice.
http://blog.rabbijason.com/2010/02/fiddler-on-ice.html

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