Thanks for that...

I was afraid you were going to show that fat ass of hers.

but the "shit ass bitch" might appeal to your greek enthusiasts if you get drunk enough.

I don't know what she would rate in performance, but I would be honest and give her a 5 in looks.  6 if she does up an afro for me.  That Omaga Man babe had a awesome tumbleweed of hair.