...taking prop bets on Trump's booking.  What color tie will he wear?  Will he smile in his booking photo?  They're even going to weigh the Big Orange.  I'll say the over/unders on Trump's weight will be 252.
http://www.ajc.com/news/crime/gamblers-bet-on-trumps-tie-mugshot-stats-as-thursday-surrender-nears/BAJUJ4GGXZC4DI6J52VTCJBGAY/

He ain't coming back here. Imagine a world in which GaG isn't gambling and whoring.

killing him with too much sex in order to inherit, but he hasn't figured it out yet.  On the other hand, maybe he has and decided it's worth it.  Lol

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it's clearly not working.

try harder and more often.  She'll figure it out.  Lol

A gold digging temptress told her friend that she was about to marry a rich old geezer. Her friend expressed concern that she would be stuck with some smelly old guy for years to come. The gold digger said that she didn't think so. She was going to fuck the old fucker to death on their honeymoon and inherit his wealth.
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Come the honeymoon, the newlyweds are getting ready in the bridal suite. The old geezer puts on a condom, ear plugs, and a nose clip and heads to the bridal bed where his new wife awaits.  
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A bit perplexed, she asked, "What's with the earplugs and nose clip? Are you going swimming or are we going to have sex?" He replies, "There are two things i can't stand in this world. The sound of a woman screaming and the smell of burning rubber."

He went to his doctor to get some Viagra for the honeymoon.  The doctor said:
“With the large age difference, the marriage may not survive the honeymoon.””

and will be receiving a nice spanking on that cute ass when I see her 🤣  
GaG seems really happy and I'm happy for him.  I hate he'll have to watch his hot little gf get a TL spanking though 😂
Much love,
TL

that you're going to that jerkwater town where they live and the best restaurant in town is Olive Garden.
On the other hand, you could use a bread stick on her as a dildo.

Lmfao!!! 🤣😂 Not sure where but she's got a Lil spanking coming 🤣

I think she's got a really tiny ass and isn't even 5 feet tall. GaG is a cradle-robber.
Can I bring a bread stick? (actually, I've never even been inside an Olive Garden.)

Bring bread sticks 🤣 you're silly af 😂
Love it!

Can I join this party, too? I won't bring a bread stick but I always carry a full loaf with me. It's more like a baguette.

a full loaf, there are over-the-counter anti-constipation medications for that.  OR, you could eat more fiber.   Lol