As President Bush was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he held a baby pig under each arm.  The Marine guard snapped to attention and saluted, saying, "Nice pigs, Sir!"

The President replied, "These are not pigs; they are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs.  I got one for Vice President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice trade, Sir!"


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