So here are my tongue in cheek predictions of some announcements we may hear from those who graced the news in 2016.
1. Donald Trump:
"Holy shit! What a mess! Mike, can you hold down the fort for about 6 months? I'm meeting up with Vlady down in the Crimea. We're planning a mega resort down there."
2. Barack Obama:
"I want to be perfectly clear. There's going to be a red line that no one is going to be allowed to cross with regard to establishing my legacy."
3. Hillary Clinton:
"I want to thank all the Hollywood celebs who have organized a farewell tour for me. I understand that I will be a featured soloist for the musical rendition of Johnny Cash's classic song 'Born to Lose' ".
4. Bill Clinton: "Thank God all this campaign crap is over with! Eight years has been enough! Now I can get back to doing what I really want to do. I wonder if Donnie would possibly give me his list of those women who don't mind having their asses pinched and their pussies grabbed?"
5. Jill Stein and the Green Party (with apologies to the classic movie song from "Gold Diggers of 1933":
"We're in the money...we're in the money...".
6. Bernie Sanders: "I think that every politician should have his or her campaign finances completely paid for by the upper 5% of income earners. Christ! I spent $240 million and all it got me was one rotten electoral vote."
7. Faith Spotted Eagle: "I squatted on government land protesting an oil pipeline and I got one electoral vote just like Bernie. Does this mean that if I squat on 270 sacred sites in 2020, I could become President?"
8. Bruce Lindsey, Chairman of the Clinton Foundation (sung to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone": "Where have all the donors gone, long time....?".
9. George W. Bush (with apologies to The Coasters hit song "Charlie Brown": "Why is everybody always pickin' on me?".
10. ??????? - Reader's Choice
Happy New Year .....Ciao!
I predict the left will say you were too tough on Bernie, Hillary, Obama and the right will claim you were too tough on Trump and Bush. My conclusion, good job. lol
BTW I am 100% in agreement with number 4. I predicted over a year ago that somehow Bill Clinton would keep himself out of the White House without ever leaving a finger print that he had anything to do with it. Maybe the Russians didn't hack the emails after all? Maybe Slick Willy was behind the whole thing? lmao
...could think that my cumpare Cenzo's post was even handed, let alone "remarkably even handed."
Out of Cenzo's nine "predictions," only TWO are about Republicans. The other SEVEN are about Democrats/Liberals. How the hell could that be "remarkably even handed" unless you are looking at the world through righty colored glasses?
There are only so many times you can use PUI as an excuse...this isn't one of them
This might be one of those times, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Paul Ryan, McConnell, Johnson, Pence et al. all got a pass on his "even handed" list of predictions.
I hereby withdraw my "remarkably even handed" comment above.
Happy now???
...Vlad Putin: I sure hope my new lap dog will teach me how to grab all those pussies.
...Vlad Putin: I'll miss bitch slapping the pussy coward Obama. His red lines are so funny.
Dust and vacuum the White House? I doubt it.
Some kind of staff appointment? Maybe.
Divorce her and get the hell out of Dodge? Hmmm ...
Your thoughts? Seriously. The situation would be unprecedented.
Posted By: countryguy8
Dust and vacuum the White House? I doubt it.
Some kind of staff appointment? Maybe.
Divorce her and get the hell out of Dodge? Hmmm ...
Your thoughts? Seriously. The situation would be unprecedented.
