Now I hear that one of the poor, abused prisoners recently released from Abu Ghraib is saying that he was tortured under both Saddam and the US, but that it wasn't so bad under Saddam because he didn't have to take his pants off! Oh Puh-leeze!

What they should have done is to have paraded a couple of really hung she-males past those guys saying "Take a look at this, needle dick". Now THAT would be torture!

Saddam had their dicks cut off through the pants, so the pants never came off.

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I would rather have the dog bite the bear.

I personally would prefer to be tortured by fine american soldiers, but YMMV.