This is a hilarious website about "white people".  It's actually a satirical ongoing list that examines  the well educated, spoiled, liberal, upper middle class white person.  They cover issues such as hybrid cars, diversity, film festivals, and telling poor people what they need.  Funny stuff!

Now, that was funny.  Wish I had that kind of imagination in my friendlier aliases on other boards.

But i'm not sure about the "local herb merchant."  In my 'hood, that occupation is almost exclusively occupied by Carribean-born immigrants sporting impressive dreads, full of love for the spiritual legacy of the late Bob Marley, and having the most impenitrable accents. Mon!

Oh YES!  It's because of that slanty little pussy.   Forget liberal guilt, it's hoping to find something submissive!

#12: European girls.  French, Russian, English, Swedish, Italian, Spanish, Brazilian, Egyptian, Grecian, Turkish, Farsi, (oops) Spanish, Swiss, Andorran, German, Irish, retarded (they're so trusting) Polish (OK so it's redundant) Austrian, Australian, Peruvian, Dutch, etc etc.

I guess that about covers it.  Did I forget poontang?  I think that's Asian.

Does this sound like someone you know?

#75- Threaten to move to Canada

Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada.

For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.”

Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly similar to the one they live in now.

Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.

Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.”

They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there.

But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research.

Note: Canadian white people threaten to move to Europe.

Note: Europeans are unable to threaten to move anywhere.

global Indian business types... hip chicanos...  

but best and most accurate is your phrase (short of the white person)   "well educated, spoiled, liberal, upper middle class"  no matter what the race or ethnicity...

The other day I was talking with a student who works for me... she wants to go to med school... and yet did not know who owns hospitals... and who conducts clinical trials....   and yet.......  I get to see my tax dollars at work EVERY Frickin day in Academia....

wait up, you've forgotten the destinations of last resort -- Australia, and then New Zealand.

I was wondering there.

It's cold in Canada.  But do they socialize nookie?   You know, to warm people up?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curitiba

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manaus

....because I only relate to #11, Asian women.  I live with one and screw all I can.  I'm a card-carying bigot, so #s 7 and 8 are out.  Main stream movies are my favorites; I'm a shooter, not a passer.  All my weekends are 3 days long, at least two of which I spend entirely indoors while I eat lots of processed food -- so much for #s 12, 10, 9, 6, 5, and 3...and I don't drink coffee.  And here I thought I was a pretty normal white guy.  He must have been talking about liberal, Democrat white guys, huh?