they have confiscated over 1500 firearms in 2012 alone, they like all LE serve primarily to deter terrorists and on that their record is fantastic, and they kicked Alec Baldwin off a plane for being a jackass.

   I'd say that is a pretty good record. Yes, I know you don't like them because you are afraid you'll get excited during a pat down and I couldn't sympathize more, or at least I hope I'm not in line on that day.
         
        But, as misguided as this post certainly was, you are to be commended, sir, for your unexpected succinctness and rare non-prolix style.

I'm being polite. He was a retard. As in a clinical retard.

We quickly found that he couldn't do anything assigned to him. So we had to dumb down licking envelops for him.

Eventually, he decided to go to a different agency. The TSA found him a home, along with all the other people that TSA hired who managed to get fired from Burger King.

When you only pay people 8 bucks an hour, you only get the best of the best.