Of a Third party candidate that wasn't in the back pocket of big business actually winning the presidential election without being assasinated before his swearing in.

  Pretty cynical view of politics  eh?

      Cm.

Two shot glasses of gin, two sweet cherries (the kind that were picked, not the kind that you are thinking of) and a small batch of raisins.  Gently warm to mixture then swallow heartily.  Your view of the world and politics will change to optimistic so quickly that you will want to find and kiss the first politician that you come upon.