Allow me to start by saying I'm a fairly recent transplant from the North Coast of Ohio to the Deep South. If you know anything about the Deep South you'll no doubt know that it's the Bible belt. I'm not a man of faith, but I don't fault anyone else for their religious beliefs, I just don't have any myself. One of the first thing someone down here will ask you when you meet them is "what church do you go to"? I always tell them I haven't found one yet, truth is I'm not looking. I made the unthinkable mistake of saying to someone recently who was talking about Satan, "I don't believe in Satan", wow you'd thought that I'd taken their Gods name in vain. Anyway there I go off on a tangent again.  
   
 What I find amusing, my bay window looks down the road towards a Church at the corner of my street, not real close but close enough that I can see the comings and goings and the parking usually spills over to the street encroaching my house. So, on a lazy Sunday like today when I'm lounging around the house, I see them all coming to the church (twice a day) and it reminds me of ants scurrying around an ant hill. It amazes me that they do this twice a day on Sunday. It seems like a waste of gas, energy and time to go twice on Sunday (I mean if you had more to say why not say it while were here in the morning), but I do find it comical that they scurry around like that. I will say, I respect them for their conviction and commitment. I'll admit that the church being that close to my house will help the resale of my home once I'm done with this tour because that's how fanatical they are about church down here that it's walking distance (my realtor mentioned it a couple of times during the home buying process, little did she know).  
   
 So, I wonder if it's ever been a temptation of any of you guys when someone is going off on a religious rant to say "oh, by the way I see Escorts"? Of course you wouldn't but I sometimes want to, especially some of my peers at work, one of which is a Deacon at his church. I'm so bad.