: Politics and Religion Discussion : Religeon and Illicit Sex

1705218 10 Reviews 1391 reads

posted 11 years ago

1 / 14

As an atheist for about 60 of my last years, I now wonder if players in our sport have conflicts with their religious beliefs or backgrounds. Do all those "thal shall nots" give you any problems? Do you still believe in a God, Gods or some other supreme being? If you feel it's NOMFB (none of my f*..) I won't be disturbed 8o) I know some providers believe in a God.

OnlyLiveTwice 27 Reviews 311 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 14

Sin, repent, sin, repent....... what is not clear?

Or for you who are/were programmers:

If (Catholic .True.) go to 100
Else
End
100 Send request
If (RequestGranted .True.) then
Sin
Go to 200
Else
Go to 100
200 Repent
Go to 100
End

1705218 10 Reviews 213 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 14

Re: Sin, repent, sin, repent....... what is not clear?

That's convenient for Catholics but what about other faiths?

Posted By: OnlyLiveTwice

Or for you who are/were programmers:

If (Catholic .True.) go to 100
Else
End
100 Send request
If (RequestGranted .True.) then
Sin
Go to 200
Else
Go to 100
200 Repent
Go to 100
End

MaxSpacer 299 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 14

Devout Chronic Atheist Regularly Becomes Momentary Believer

Many times, while the girl is performing a wonderful service, I have told her, "Girl, you make me believe in God." And sure enough, a few seconds later I'm screaming out that diety's name followed by "I love you... what's your name again?"

inicky46 61 Reviews 353 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 14

I used to be an agnostic. But I've been cured. Now I'm an atheist.

So no conflicts whatsoever. If I decided to believe in a god I'd find one who required me to see hookers as His Blessed Sacrament.

nom_de_plume 255 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 14

Well, since you mentioned it, it really is NOYFB...

... what conflicts others may or may not have with THEIR religious beliefs and backgrounds. It's for each individual to figure out for himself or herself. Isn't it?

Personally, I don't think that belief in God is contrary to participation in the hobby.

GaGambler 296 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 14

It is a discussion board you know

but if you don't want to discuss, then don't discuss, but you do know that I absolutely LOVE making fun of religion, so be prepared to be offended if you plan on sticking around the P&R Board.

GaGambler 383 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 14

Hey, everybody has to believe in something

and I believe that I love fucking hookers. I also believe I will have another drink.

With all due credit to W.C. Fields, even though I only paraphrased and didn't make a direct quote, I feel I should give credit where credit is due. Now, I believe I will have that other drink. lol

mojojo 1 Reviews 346 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 14

Illicit Religion.

There are no longer any conflicts with my religion because I no longer go to church. Since I now believe in the TER Gods, religion has become quite illicit. Not only that, the ten commandments are a little different.

1. Thou shalt not have any other escort website before me.

2. Thou shalt not make any graven images, except in the photo only section.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of any moderator in vain.

4. Remember the sabbath (hobby) day, is every day.

5. Honor thy father and mother, because they were horny too, and he knocked her up.

6. Thou shalt not kill. Except when Zayla Melina is trying to kill you with her voracious sexual hunger.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. As oargerela would say, "WHAT THE F*CK?"

8. Thou shalt steal. To see these 750/hr ladies, we're going to have to knock off a few banks.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. In other words stop exaggerating your reviews.

10. And finally, the most important one. Thou SHALT covet cooper80's atf!!!

OnlyLiveTwice 27 Reviews 180 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 14

Well.... If you Lutheran

isn't your future (saved or dammed) pre-defined, so you might as well get as much sinnin' in before you kick the proverbial?

Most likely, I am showing my ignorance here and one of a our Protestant monger brothers will put me in my place

anonymousfun 6 Reviews 246 reads

posted 11 years ago

11 / 14

Religion

Organized religion’s is a cult for legally separating dumbness from their money. Two facts:

Organized religion has nothing to do with God and God has nothing to do with organized religion so it really doesn’t matter, does it?

nom_de_plume 242 reads

posted 11 years ago

12 / 14

He said he didn't mind if someone said it's NOHFB. So I did--with a smile.

Sorry if that offended you. It obviously didn't offend the OP.

GaGambler 297 reads

posted 11 years ago

13 / 14

I am rather diffcult to offend

Judging by your other posts, you are rather easy to offend. Welcome to P&R, remember to keep that smile working for you. You are going to need it.

RRO2610 51 Reviews 229 reads

posted 11 years ago

14 / 14

Religion and most all its prohibitions is simply 'control of the masses'

through guilt and self loathing. Marriage was contrived so that lifetime(s) of amassed wealth/property could/would be passed to the correct heirs, Chastity was simply bastard control & VD prevention.

Contraception and medicine blindsided religion as sure as the Internet blindsided privacy and the 4th amendment.