Tires are inflated to the correct pressure.  Cars supported by cinderblocks are of the correct concrete mixture.

Leroy Brown is the baddest man on your side of town.

Crossing Guard is above your pay grade.

You can't cling to guns, due to gun control laws.

Your neighbors are mostly dead from drive-by gunfire, despite gun control laws.

You are more concerned about your candidate running against a lame duck not in the race, than you being a sitting duck at home.

The Vice President of your Fantasy Bush League has killed, dressed and eaten a moose.  Your organizer is smaller than a moose.

Your dead neighbors still vote.

Your community organizer no longer lives there, but votes "present" elsewhere.

That's no pacifier in your mouth.  That's Leroy Brown.