Producer: “Okay, I need you to say the most retarded and ridiculous thing ever. Try to hiss like a snake when doing it.”

 
Journalist: “I’m going to shove this hot poker up my ass and blame it on a Mongolian Spy Network”

 
Producer: “Too intimate. Keep trying.”

 
Journalist: “Nothing’s funner than making slices of toast while you enjoy a nice hot bath.”

 
Producer: “well you certainly hit the retard factor there. But let’s see what else you got.”

 
Journalist: “The Holocaust was caused by Free Speech”

 
Producer: “Brilliant.”

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