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How about a little political humor to lighten things up a bit..regular_smile
Political_Alias 2488 reads
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq/Afgan.
The soldiers will be been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like Jesus, country music, beer, or pick-ups.
4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This insures that the mess in Iraq/Afghan should be over IN A WEEK!

(Of course I copied and pasted this you liberal idiots)!

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marikod1915 reads

to our country.

Satire aside, one redneck has already tried this - it's a true story.

Related Link: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/15/colorado-mans-mission-kill-bin-laden-hurrah/

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dncphil2443 reads

WHy do you have to end humor with an insult.  As everyone knows, I am in the conservative camp, but for things like humor, let's put down the hatchet.

Sorry. It ruined the joke.

Posted By: Political_Alias
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These North Carolina, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq/Afgan.
The soldiers will be been given only the following facts about the Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They don't like Jesus, country music, beer, or pick-ups.
4. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This insures that the mess in Iraq/Afghan should be over IN A WEEK!

(Of course I copied and pasted this you liberal idiots)!

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Political_Alias2151 reads

Just heading them off at the pass.

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Priapus531841 reads

& as someone who has hurled humorous pejoratives at P&R board conservatives, last line didn't bother me at all. I don't know what Phil is so upset about.

P_A, you show some humor, which is an excellent sign of self-actualization; eventually that will lead to overcoming your "handle phobia" & you'll dispense with the aliases. Honest to God, can't figure out what you're so "frightened" of. We're all buds here,no ?-----:)

Somehow you seem familiar to me, but perhaps I'm mistaken.



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SinsOfTheFlesh1169 reads

No, YOU are an alias, Priapus is not. WTF does his reviews, or lack thereof, have to do with discussing politics? WTF does it have to do with anything for that matter? To write reviews or not is every hobbyist's perogative. Its why TER allows VIP acess for those who pay for it, in addition to granting VIP access for approved reviews.

Your response here has to be one of the most asinine on this board to date.

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Priapus532291 reads

thx for speaking out against the perpertrator who also goes under aliases Platypussy, Political alias, etc, etc. This "alias" nonsense is getting tiresome.

Hopefully you'll be posting more soon. Board needs more bright & articulate posters such as you.

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Political_Alias2651 reads

She is not talking about me, you fool.
I am not Worrf, and I have only used ONE alias per thread. I follow the posting rules. While I may bend them at times, I don't blatantly break them.

If you see a new alias, priasskisser that will be me. C'mon, get that VIP! You can follow in my footsteps.

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Priapus531890 reads

speaking of fools, in re to your board activities, your'e not above board foolishness yourself.

For someone who puts on a "macho conservative" board front, you certainly come across as very timid & phobic with your aliases. Now, you don't have to tell me who you are, but why resort to aliases ? Are you afraid of the wrath of liberal providers ? I'm just trying to figure out your motivations here. You may find this hard to believe, but I'm not trying to insult you. If you'd like, clue me in to why you use aliases. Sincerely, I'd find your explantions quite enlightening.


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SinsOfTheFlesh1393 reads

Nope, never have been a fan of bon bons. Try again.

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willywonka4u2006 reads

Related Link: Skip to the 3:00 mark.

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