Come with me and peer into the Xiaoming crystal ball :
Tehran, Iran -- August 31, 2055
Israel today announced that it had conducted large-scale aerial strikes against terrorist bases on the outskirts of Islamabad, Peshawar, Khandahar, Rawalpindi, and Kabul, as well as in the breakawy Chinese province of Xianjiang.
These strikes were undertaken, per the Israeli Ministry of Defense, in retaliation for recent terrorist activities directed against IDF occupation forces in Tehran.
The Ministry did not indicate if further airstrikes were planned, and, if so, whether these airstrikes would be followed up by ground assaults.
In Iraq, the US occupation, now in it's 52nd year, noted from it's headquarters in Baghdad that the country was generally calm in the aftermath of the Israeli actions, with only a small number of verified reports of unrest in the Sunni Triangle and Basra.
The US occupation authorieties in Afghanistan, in conjunction with he NATO ocupation forces, likewise noted no mass unrest, but also noted that the airtrikes against Kabul came as a complete surprise and will constitute yet another difficulty for the central gov't in Kabul.
Quiet and calm was reported in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip.
Quiet and calm was also reported by the Israeli occupation authorities in Egypy, Libya, Morrocco, Sudan, Somalia, Lebanon, Jordan, Syria, Saudia Arabia and Kuwait.
In Washingtom, US administration officials were reluctant to go on record. US President Tiffany Rice-Bush had no immediate comment. At the US Department of State, Secretary of State Chelsea Clinton was likewise unavailable for comment.
In Washington, DC and Paris, the American-Isreal Public Affairs Committee and the European Union Israeli Public Affairs Committee issued a joint statement in support of Israel's actions, noting that "All peace-loving persons must applaud the Israeli action as the first step in the final chapter being writen The War On Terror."
On Capitol Hill, raction was favorable in the extreme. US Senate Foreign Relations Committee chairman Andrew Guiliani said "Excellent, excellent. This is just like how my dad dealt with the squeegee man threat in NYC way back in 1994. No mercy. Just totally drive them out. And this is what he would have done had he been elected President in 2008, 2012, or 2016." Senate Majority Leader Michael Powell was likewise supportive, if less vocally so. Speaker of the House Tom Delay III also voiced assent as he left the feeral courthouse where he is under investigation by a grand jury for the solicitation and acceptance of illegal campaign contributions.
In Geeva, at the UN, reaction was less favorable...
Another Xiaomong contest -- this is a shameless ripoff of a column written [in 1982?] by a nationally syndicated columnist. This fellow is well-know and still active, so, for 1 [one] Xiaoming-free day on the Politics Board, name the columnist. If you can link the column, I'll make it 3 [three] Xiaoming-free days.