Scrap all tax law.  Actually scrap all law period.

Everyone is allowed a maximum of one million dollars in assets.  Anything over that is handed over to the government (with a polite curtsy) to fund health care, terrorist protection and digital TV conversion.  So you still get to live with too much money, for those of you too rich to keep up with the math.  And if you are thinking about slacking off and not producing more money when you really can, you have to have sex with each other in a roller rink starring James Caan.  Proceeds go to foreign aid and you don't get health care coverage for pre-existing conditions like stupidity and constipation.

Now, those that have a problem with that are simply shipped to Texas and executed.  If lawyers are involved, they get executed first.  Probably downgraded to Laredo correctional institutions.  Registered Democrats get executed by firing squads composed of reality show contestants, pulling triggers with their pinky fingers.  

All other executions are performed with humane lethal injections and you get a gluten free, vegan, low sodium, macrobiotic last meals on recycled trays.  And here's the sweet part - you get to choose the iPod song you go out with in your white strand of Apple ear plugs.  All courtesy of the State.  The Dems will be so pissed on C span!

The unrich still get KFC extra crispy and Guitar Hero on their way out.  The rich don't get that because they are all fags.  I will have that quote etched into a Washington DC monument somewhere.  

So what do you think.  Kinda neat, uh?