Politics and Religion

Has anybody jumped out the window of a tall building yet?
holeydiver 113 Reviews 2720 reads
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I say do nothing until a lot of rich people have jumped to their deaths on Wall Street.  Then write in Perot on the ballet Nov 4th.  Yes, he may have jumped to his own death by then, but electing a dead guy just makes sense right now and there are no rules against posthumously electing a President.  The Constitution says nothing about a candidate being alive, having big ears or having no campaign or even the desire to run anymore.  

Perot will be able to lead this country where we are all eventually going anyway.  If we fail to do this, the Democrats and Republicans will sign a trade agreement with Hell and screw up our afterlife of working factory jobs while saving for our retirement in investment vehicles that we will convince ourselves have no risk.  Then all the folks that don't have retirement plans can bail out those who do, when the time comes for patriotism.  Or so says Satan, an expert economist and banker.

I hope that I have managed to pave the way for you in gold, the only market with any value right now.  My good intentions were financed with no money down, so there should be plenty to go around for everyone.

Any similarity between Hell and Delaware is purely coincidental.

Satan_Here 1840 reads
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If you think this was bad, wait till November.

charlie445 3 Reviews 1979 reads
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Tovarich 2604 reads
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It is opiate of the masses.

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