Thank you for saving my life from myself and others!  Thank you for saving me from hells I created!  Thank you Lord Jesus for healing me!  Thank you Jesus for taking my desire for alcohol!  Thank you Jesus for having mercy on me when I was pitiful and pathetic on drugs!  Thank you Lord Jesus for giving me courage to dream and create my life!  Thank you for orchestrating all I need to meet on this journey!  Thank you for always meeting me right where I am and taking my pain and shame!  Happy Easter 2017

His dad was the one that did them to you in the first place. Who do you think turned you into a drunk? GOD, that's who. Drugs? Yes, God again.  

Get me some rope!

Remember when that plane skidded off the runway in LaGuardia a few years back and the pilots managed to save the plane (and themselves) miraculously?  

...Yer welcome.

If nothing else, it's a great time with family and friends!

I am sure if there was a god, he would have been happy for me. After all, God is omnipotent and created both golf and hookers, if he didn't want me to play with both he never should have created them.

was intelligent enough to keep the "shitter" sufficiently far enough away from another orifice; the mouth. Though, it probably could be argued, given what comes out of some peoples mouths, that could be difficult to tell!

When I saw a lost control car speeding at me head on, my last thought was "oh God, you are going to let me die like this"  I was overwhelmed with a sadness that I was not finished with my life.. God didn't save me from the car hitting me; but God was still in the miracle business and lined up an expert neuropsychiatrist to cross my path through one of my customers in my business!  I should be disabled, but God saw it good for me to work for myself at my own pace.  God lined up the best personal injury lawyer to take care of losses from downsizing my business and take care of my medical for a long time with insurance policies on 3 cars and my small farm homestead.  

the people that judge you for seeing hookers are the uptight.  Poor things probably judge themselves by the same standards and live in guilt and shame.

my family is my everything!  and my friends make life fun and worth living!

Now THAT's what I call omnipotent!

I am too old and wiser now to walk away with less than I deserve.  You are not really affiliated with insurance, are you?  Flip your alias in a private message to me.  I think I have figured out who you are

At the very best you can claim God changed his/her/it's mind about killing you at the last minute.

I recall it so well, it was a very endearing term my clients called me.  

I have to admit, being a product of the 60-70's, I am very familiar with your story.

to take a endearing name and add BSC; but you already knew that didn't you?