for Stupidest Poster Of The Year to......wait for it.......durran421 a/k/a The SPOAT.
The reasons for this are obvious.
GaG adds that, as with Wanker, he is embarrassed as a righty who's happy Trump won, that once again the stupidest poster is also a righty. But he has reluctantly bowed to the obvious.
Congratulations to our 2024 SPOTY "winner," although the recipient was obvious to all.

Ickybiden has officially just confirmed for ALL to see, he's a 2yo trapped in an old man's body.
Any grown ass man that would post something as petty and ridiculous as this just needs to go away. I hear romper room is a good place for you.  

Let me enlighten you on something. Gag don't give a rats ass about this board. You AINT talked to him. He doesn't follow shit on this site anymore because he doesn't care. And most importantly, he thinks ickybiden is a complete dumb ass.  
And now this post  just confirmed it.  

Congratulations ickybiden for making a complete fool of yourself. What a stupid pathetic less than a man you are.

Now he claims to know who I talk to on the phone! That's a rich one. I fact, I AM in regular touch with GaG.  While YOU have ZERO CLUE re what he cares about, what he follows and what he thinks.
And he THINKS you're a fool and an embarrassment to all righties.
Cuz you are.  
Congrats, SPOTY!
Over and out, fool....

But in your demented mind, all your lies are true to you.

Seriously? Why? Oh wait cause your “friends” right?

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Everything ickypus posts about himself that he has and does,  wealth, cars, watches, travel etc. is something he cannot prove. And it is in such a grandiose way, it cannot be true.

 
He does prove one thing though, he has a very serious case of NPD  

 
And snow-softee is the same way ... I bet both are customers of  SoftBank

The account was blocked around a year ago because an unauthorized person was using it (I know who but won't reveal that). GaG could probably get TER to unfreeze his account but he simply doesn't care. We're in regular touch, as recently as yesterday, so I'm well aware what he thinks.  
We're probably getting together in Costa Rica later this year.

In the last 30 days, he’s averaging about 8 posts a day. If, six months from now, I wanted to replace Nicky as the Number One Poster on the 6 Month Top Ten List, that means I would have to post about 20 times a day, every day, for the next six months. If I missed a day, I’ld have to come back the next day and posts 40 times to stay on pace with him.  And that’s assuming that Nicky’s not replying to those posts!  

Now, Nicky tells us he’s having IRL conversations about his beefs with other posters with people who don’t even read the forums anymore. Who haven’t posted in years.  

How does that conversation unfold?

GaG: Hey Nicky, it’s been a while. How have you been doing?
Nicky: Great, GaG! I went to the South Pacific a few months ago and then I went on a ski trip this weekend and  I’m going to be buying a Maserati soon! How are you?
GaG: Oh things are going well for me too. A Maserati? Sweet ride. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.
Nicky: Yeah, I will. But you know what else I’m enjoying?
GaG: Uh, no. What else are you enjoying?
Nicky: You remember the P&R Forum at The Erotic Review? Where you posted years ago? You used to be a moderator there?
GaG: Umm, yeah Nicky. I remember it. What about it?
Nicky: Well I’ve been feuding with a guy over there called FollowMe.
GaG: Umm, OK Nicky. Uh, where was your ski trip?
Nicky: Vermont. But let me finish telling you about what I’ve been posting over at the P&R Forum. When I tell FollowMe about my Maserati, well I mean the Maserati I’m going to buy, he gets really mad. Then I call him Spoat. You know what that stands for?
GaG: Uh, no Nicky. No I don’t know what it stands for.
Nicky: Stupidest Poster Of All Time… get it?
GaG: Uh, yeah Nicky. I guess so.
Nicky: It’s like SPOTY, but better! You remember when you named a SPOTY?
GaG: Well, Nicky, it’s been a while since I posted there. But yeah, I guess I remember.
Nicky: Yeah, those were the days. Good times, man. But, hey! You know what would be really cool. If you would name FollowMe as this year’s SPOTY?
GaG: Oh jeez Nicky. I don’t know about that. Ya know it’s been a long time since I posted there. I’m not really involved with it anymore.
Nicky: Come on, GaG. For old times sake?
GaG: Oh, OK. Whatever. FollowMe is the 2024 SPOTY.
Nicky: Awesome! I can’t wait to post about this on the forum!
GaG: Wait, what?!
Nicky: I post about everything on the forum. All the time!
GaG: Umm, wow! Hey, would you look at the time. Nicky, Ive got another call I’ve got to take. It was good talking to you. You take care, old buddy.
Nicky: I’ll call you back when I get SwallowMe’s reaction! That’s the nickname I gave him! I give everyone nicknames. You want me to tell you all about them?
GaG: Ohhh, uh no. Hey, I really gotta run. Bye bye.

…getting “humiliated” on The View, you’ve already locked up the SPOTY for 2025 in the first month of the year.  

 
Anyone can be fooled by a fake video but when a fellow righty explains to you it’s fake and another “reasonable and intelligent” righty acknowledges he was fooled by the fake video, you stubbornly STILL claim the video is real.   That makes it the 2025 SPOTY.  

 
And if you notice, NOBODY had your back in that thread.  NO righty came to your rescue like they are in this thread.  They avoided you like you have the plague.  And you do have the plague…the plague of stupidity!

 
Hey durran421 - look at me, I’m posting on the “day shift” now!  ROFLMAO!!

The Conversation went

Icky Hey Hows it going?
Gag Who is this?
Icky Its me Nick!
Gag Ohhhhh, What did you want?
Icky Hey I was just on the TER P&R forum and...
Gag C L I C K  
Icky Hello?  

Thats how it went.

Probably so! Although both scenarios are possible. It's so petty and childish. He fabricated this entire story as if ANYone would  even believe it .....and for what?? To be made a fool of? Well congrats ickybiden. You successfully succeeded!  

This just proves exactly what I say over and over. Just a pathetic man with no life, no money and no friends trying to fake a life on a fuk board with constant lie after lie after lie. He does NOTHING he says he does. As I say:
Bragging about places you never been and shit you don't own. That's ickybiden in a nutshell.

The poor lil' guy just wrote an entire novel making shit up and REALLY needs to get a life.
Not to mention his claque of losers following him around soiling themselves.
You three clowns REALLY need professional guidance.
See how little space that took?

No need to pat yourself on the back, Nicky. The numbers don’t lie. You’re the most active poster on this forum, so it’s only logical you get a lot of replies.

As far as the “novel” goes, it’s just a funny short story. What it will be remembered as is among the most humorous posts of the year. In fact, come December, I wouldn’t be surprised if it wins Funniest Post of the Year in the short story category (FPOTY-SSC).

Now as to the accuracy of the story, you’ve already admitted you spoke about FollowMe and the P&R Forum. Are you telling me you didn’t happen to mention skiing and your impending automotive purchase?

1) When, exactly, did I pat myself on the back? That would be you, claiming your short story was "funny." In fact, it was lame and fell flat.
2) The fact that I'm the most active poster on this board has been pointed out for quite some time. Generally  by my lessers, because I continually embarrass them and they're desperate to find something, anything, to criticize. It's been obvious for a VERY long time I simply don't care.
3) If you'd like to PM me I'll be happy to give you the name of a really good orthopedic surgeon who can help you reconstruct your shoulder. I have no doubt it is badly dislocated after all the self-back patting you've been doing here. Now you've added "most humorous posts of the year" to "most reasonable and intelligent poster." My, ChicKie does think a lot of himself. A true legend in his own mind.
4) GaG and I often speak about our travels. We have also spoken about our respective Rolexes. Did I mention GaG has a rather gaudy gold Rolex with a diamond bezel? I told him he was nuts wearing it in sketchy places in CR. I never wear mine out of the country. GaG, MP67 and mrfisher all know about my watches and cars. The latter two have stayed at my horse property north of Manhattan. You clowns should be grateful I'm willing to hang out with the hoi polloi.
You're welcome.

CKS story WAS funny and it made icky look foolish so he'll pretend it "fell flat" because if ickybiden says it it must (not) be true.
He has been made to look like a damn fool so he'll just write this long drab post explaining why EVERYONE else is wrong but ......he is right.  
He will continue to lie about "speaking to gag" often so that he can try to save his lies even though no one and I do mean NO one believes it.  
Let's go ahead and throw in something about rolexes and cr in because even though he lies about that too, he desperately wants everyone to believe it.  
Oh and let's throw some horses in for the hell of it.

END OF MESSAGE

You hit the nail on the head.

You concisely summed up Nicky’s rhetorical style here.  
Poster will cite Points A, B, C to support an argument, then Nicky ignores the points and claims a W without even giving the semblance of an honest rebuttal.

Another variation of that tactic is where will pose questions or make points, and then declaring himself the winner of the argument in that same post before anyone can answer. See his “Clean Up On Aisle 3” post above.

In that thread, he asksOh, I don’t know Nicky, the guy who posts “I am king” memes. Maybe when you claimed  
This isn’t about obsession, pal. It’s about, as I pointed out up thread, the numbers. You post in order of multiples more than anyone here. It follows logically that you receive  more replies than anyone else here. That’s not obsession, that’s common sense, basic math.  

If there’s an obsession, it would be Nicky’s OCD like focus on the P&R forum. He pretty much admits it in his second pointApparently when I broke down the numbers for him it hit a sore spot.

Occasionally Nicky gets something right.Yes, it’s funny. Yes, you’re getting a reasonable response. And yes, I’m intelligent enough to see the contrast  with my posts and your typically ad hominem and homophobic posts here.

Then, also occasionally, Nicky goes off on one of his near incoherent rambles. In his final point, he inexplicably acknowledges that my retell of the GaG convo was basically spot on. He had already acknowledged that he had spoken about FollowMe and the SPOTY. Then I pointed out the story also referenced Nicky’s recent trips and his Maserati. His reply:Bottom line, Nicky was the butt of a spot on accurate joke, and now his nose is bent out of shape.

Icky Hey Hows it going?
Gag Who is this?
Icky Its me Nick!
Gag Ohhhhh, What did you want?
Icky Hey I was just on the TER and was hoping you'd back me up on a lie about the SPOAT guy that I stalk. You don't even have to log on to TER to help me with this. Whaddaya say?
Gag Sure, inky. Come over here and suck my dick real quick and you got it.

 
Fess up, inky. This is how it went, isn't it.

And, as always, tendentious and full of inventions. Sorry, but you fell WAY short of the mark across the board. Chickie really is full of himself. And full of something else, too.

It's simple. Like you, Stooge....

You sucked his cock and you know it.

 
Btw, I'm so glad I popped in and learned that you no longer have the clout to get posts purged that make you look like the lying tool kit that you truly are. If you still had that ability, 95% of today's (and yesterday's) posts would already be gone.

 
You can relax though, inkster, I'm outta here for now.  For a while, at least. But you never know when I might pop in and make you shit yourself again. It's been fun.

And when you're as stupid and deluded at The SPOAT, well, you might as well leave.
With your tail between your legs.

It's easy to see how big of a lying piece of shit ickybiden really is. This week has really kicked his ass and he's too stupid to realize it because he continues to declare victory. You should stop by more often!!

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Ickybiden has nothing left here. He's completely embarrassed himself with these lies and ridiculous claims. And I don't really even have to say a word. He humiliated himself. What a sad example of what NONE of us want to be at his age.

Even Ronald McDonald knows a gameless clown when he sees one.
And Ronald doesn't think much of you....

END OF MESSAGE

And he still just keeps digging his hole. Earth to ickybiden.....earth to ickybiden, are you reading!!
You just keep repeating what everyone is saying to you, as if they're your words,  posting childish memes and gifs .......and you look like a moron? Do you seriously not see how stupid you look here?  
Ronald Mcdonald???? That's what you went with? How stupid you look to everyone. And to think, unless you get this one pulled, everyone who visits this forum can read this.

He's too busy hanging with Loooooser and Stooge.

Another repeat. This is too easy!!!