Recently, some dashing hacker managed to hack into the Bush family emails, and he released his findings.

Nothing really there seems to be of any importance. A few pictures of this criminal family hanging out in various locations. The Reptilian smirk of a father. The Reptilian smirk of a son. The kinda shit you ignore on facebook.

But then there were some real gems. We'd all heard that Bush had decided to take up painting since he's left office. Painting?!? What was good ole Dubya gonna paint? Imagines of dead Iraqis and half chewed pretzels? Maybe an image of a giant sized copy of My Pet Goat flying into the World Trade Center? Maybe an image from Dubya's perspective of what it was like to see a shoe thrown at you?

Well this hacker, acting on behalf of the public, published a series of pictures of Dubya's own paintings. Dubya seems to enjoy painting rather bizarre self-portraits. One is of him in the shower, but the prized gem is the one of him in the bathtub.

When I look at this bathtub self-portrait, I can't help but smile. I think, how many nights since he's left office has George W. Bush sat in a bathtub staring at his toes, thinking about the millions he's slaughtered, the Americans cities that crumbled under his watch, and the economy he destroyed.

I suspect he's spent many a weary night, staring at his toes, wondering what it would be like just to be unknown, instead of having the entire world despise you.

What a lonely and miserable life this man must lead now.

And so, in my humble opinion, this is the saddest painting in the world.