In a desperate and unhinged presser today, Trump said:
1) He'd had a rally attended by 80,000 people. In fact, he showed up at a football game, waved at the crowd and said nothing. The 80,000 people were there to watch a football game, not Trump.
2) He claimed he'd pulled in as many people on Jan. 6 as MLK did for his "I have a dream" speech. Um, no, he wasn't even close.
3) He claimed his campaign had more enthusiasm than Harris'. Here's a hint, Don: if you have to make a statement like that you've lost the argument. That's the way The SPOAT argues. And why he always loses.
He's a desperate, lying man who knows he's losing. One commentator said, "There was no joy in Mar-a-Lago today."

How much of this shit are you righties going to eat? From The NY Times:
"Former President Donald J. Trump told a jaw-dropping story on Thursday about nearly dying in a helicopter ride with Willie Brown, the former California politician and ex-boyfriend of his rival, Vice President Kamala Harris.

There was only one problem with the story. Or maybe two. Or maybe three.

It wasn’t the famous former San Francisco mayor on the helicopter flight at all. It was Gov. Jerry Brown, the former governor of California, who bears little resemblance to Willie Brown.

There was also no emergency landing, and the helicopter’s passengers were never in any danger at all, according to Gov. Gavin Newsom, who was also on the flight.

Jerry Brown, who left office in January 2019, said through a spokesman, “There was no emergency landing and no discussion of Kamala Harris.”

“I call complete B.S.,” Mr. Newsom said, laughing out loud.

Mr. Trump’s errant account, delivered during a news conference at his Mar-a-Lago club in Florida, came in response to a reporter who asked a leading question about Ms. Harris’s past relationship with Willie Brown, and whether Mr. Trump thought it might have had something to do with her career trajectory.

The two dated in 1994 and 1995, while she was a prosecutor in Alameda County, which includes Oakland, and he was the speaker of the California State Assembly, and he appointed her to two state boards. He was — and still is — married to Blanche Brown, but they have long lived separate lives.

“Well, I know Willie Brown very well,” Mr. Trump responded. “In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him.”

He went on to tell a cinematic tale of a close call with death — and of politically advantageous gossip on death’s door:

“We thought maybe this was the end,” Mr. Trump said. “We were in a helicopter, going to a certain location together, and there was an emergency landing. This was not a pleasant landing.

“And Willie was — he was a little concerned,” Mr. Trump continued. “So I know him, but I know him pretty well. I mean, I haven’t seen him in years. But he told me terrible things about her. But this is what you’re telling me, anyway, I guess. But he had a big part in what happened with Kamala. But he — he, I don’t know, maybe he’s changed his tune. But he — he was not a fan of hers very much, at that point.”Reached on his cellphone just after Mr. Trump’s news conference — at his regular lunch spot at Sam’s Grill in downtown San Francisco — Mr. Brown, 90, said the whole story was false. He had never ridden in a helicopter with Mr. Trump, he said. He had never nearly perished in any helicopter ride. And he remained an avid supporter of Ms. Harris’s.

Mr. Brown, who loves regaling anybody who will listen with stories and who penned a weekly column in The San Francisco Chronicle until 2021, added, laughing: “You know me well enough to know that if I almost went down in a helicopter with anybody, you would have heard about it!”

Ms. Harris ended their relationship nearly three decades ago, but Mr. Brown said he had always been a big fan and supporter of hers. “No hard feelings,” he said.

The helicopter ride that Mr. Trump took in 2018 with Gov. Jerry Brown and with Mr. Newsom, then the governor-elect of California, was to survey damage wrought by the deadly Camp Fire in the town of Paradise, in the Sierra Nevada foothills north of Sacramento.

Mr. Newsom’s recollection of the occasion was vivid.

“I was on a helicopter with Jerry Brown and Trump, and it didn’t go down,” Mr. Newsom said in an interview. He said that Mr. Trump had, however, repeatedly brought up the possibility of crashing.

The subject of Ms. Harris, with whom Mr. Newsom had enjoyed a friendly rivalry, did not come up on the plane ride, he added. “We talked about everyone else, but not Kamala,” he said with a laugh.

Mr. Newsom called Mr. Trump’s news conference “an act of desperation” prompted by what he called Ms. Harris’s momentum.

Mr. Trump’s visit to the burned forest with then-Governor Brown and Mr. Newsom did generate headlines, but not because of anything that occurred on their helicopter ride. Rather, it was because, during a news conference after landing at the scene, Mr. Trump attributed the wildfire to too many fallen, dead tree branches and said the answer to solving California’s wildfire crisis was to rake the forest floors.

“It was back when we were making raking the forest great again,” Mr. Newsom said.

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What motivated you to write longer screed than War And Peace?  You afraid?  We know Kamala is afraid. Can't even sit for a friendly interview.  She knows she can't stop cackling and doing the Dr. Hibert inappropriate laugh.  It's spooked her from being seen without a teleprompter.

As anyone who's NOT an idiot could have seen, I cut and pasted an article from The NY Times, labeled it as such and put quotes around it. Why? Because most people can't read Times articles that are only linked. But Fester is too stoopid to comprehend that.
Ask your pal, ChicKie. He gets it. And he's a political hack. But YOU, Fester, are a STUPID political hack.
Shame on you.

Which itself came from one of Trump's confused, idiotic public statements. This wasn't a "someone told me ..." or "a famous general -- you know who it is but I won't name him -- told me ..." Trump claimed that the Finnish president told about raking the forests! ... Which Pres. Niinisto denied in an interview.
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http://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/remysmidt/trump-finland-rakes-forest-camp-fire-paradise-california
People From Finland Collectively Said "Excuse Me?" After Trump Said The Country Rakes Its Forests To Prevent Fires
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"President Trump on Saturday said that the country of Finland doesn't have an issue with fires because the people there “spend a lot of time on raking." “We’ve gotta take care of the floors, you know, the floors of the forest. It’s very important,” Trump said. “You look at other countries where they do it differently, and it’s a whole different story,” he said. "I was with the president of Finland, and he said, 'We have a much different— we're a forest nation,' he called it a 'forest nation.'" “And they spend a lot of time on raking and cleaning and doing things," he said of the Finns. "And they don’t have any problem." ..."
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"While Finland’s president, Sauli Niinisto, said that he spoke to Trump on Nov. 11 in Paris about how it uses a surveillance system to monitor its forest, Niinisto couldn't remember raking being discussed, according to the Associated Press. Niinisto, in an interview published in the Ilta-Sanomat newspaper on Sunday, said that he told Trump: “Finland is a country covered by forests but we also have a good surveillance system and network." ..."
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I wouldn't be surprised if Trump got more confused and started suggesting that we rake the Mexico border, construct alligator-filled moats around hurricanes and extinguish forest fires by dropping nuclear bombs on them.

It was the late 90’s and I came across an escort named “Vanessa”. She said she needed help with building her website. I decided to email her and ask if she was willing to offer a free 1 hour session in exchange for building her website. To my surprise, she eagerly agreed to this. We set a date and time to meet and I went to her DC apartment.

 
I was kinda disappointed in her looks, but whatever, free sex is free sex. We went over the details for her website. She kept insisting that she wasn’t black and that her race should be described as “Exotic”. As I started filling out the details on her webpage, she kept insisting that “Exotic” be capitalized. I asked her why. She said it’s because her ancestors came from the country “Exotic”. I started to try to correct her, but decided against it because she seemed highly fixated on this for some reason.  

 
After I showed her that her new website was up and running she said, “we need to fuck.” As we took off our clothes I noticed her figure looked fine, but her tits were a bit saggy. She asked what should we try first and I eagerly said “doggie”. This put a smile on her face.  

 
She instructed me to lay down on the bed which kinda confused me, but whatever. She mounted me in cowgirl position and started to grind. A few seconds into this she started to say, “woof!” I thought, “that’s an odd sound to make.” As she kept going she said it again. “Woof!” Now I knew that hadn’t been a mistake and just an odd noise she happened to make. And then she started to speed up. Grinding faster and faster on my cock while saying, “woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!” Then she sounded to howl, doing the world’s worst basset hound impersonation I have ever seen.  

 
At this point I realized if this was going to be enjoyable for me at all, she will need to not talk. I started to ask for 69, but feared what would happen if I called it that. So I spun her around and started to eat her pussy while shoving her face down on my cock. Things seemed to be getting better but she kept saying “this is Willie Brown’s favorite position!” Luckily for me I had no idea who this person was at the time, and thought I really want to bust in her mouth out of spite more than anything.  

 
As I was getting close she said, “do you want the poop too?” I said, “what?” She explained that “Willie Brown likes when I poop on his face.” I yelled out, “no!” Which seemed to startle her.  

 
I figured for my own safety I needed to just put her in doggie position while not mentioning what that was. So I bent her over and began plowing into her. This seemed much better and she began moaning but weirdly her moans turned into weird hysterical laughter. This kinda hurt my feelings but she said when she’s having an orgasm it just makes her giggle. At this point I kinda just wanted the session to be over and I kept plowing into her until I filled the bag.  

 
We both laid down on the bed catching our breath and she said, “that was educational”. She got up and went to the bathroom and brought out an envelope. I was kinda perplexed by this but then she handed it to me. I was confused by this but whatever, I got dressed and put it in my pocket. She kissed me goodbye and I went out to my car. I opened the envelope to find 400 dollars. I started to go back her to room to explain she made a terrible mistake, but thought the better of it and just left. To this day this remains the weirdest escort experience of my life.

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The exact same thought has crossed my mind pretty regularly since 2016.

Another triple fact check LIE from the main stream media.