I'm not sure if I dreamed this or if I heard it on the news.  But I think Miss Piggy is engaged to Guy Smiley.  I woke up this morning all teary eyed and I seem to recall throwing rice during a practice run-through of their sacred ceremony of love.  Anyway, I am trying to imagine the flip-flopping sexual positions on their wedding night and it gave me a headache and near seizures.  As I recall, it was all the zodiac black-light poster sex positions rolled into one.  Whether or not they keep any resulting babies depends on polling data, so be sure to fill out those surveys, people.

However I think Mitt's poligamist-roots would also allow him to take John Edwards as second-wife, and all three would have an unholy-sex-trinity-orgy rivaled only by the mythical greek gods!

Greek-pun intended because Edwards would become pregnant and  anal-birth the Hillary/Mitt lust-child who will grow up to be the AntiChrist and lead the one-world-government into battle against Israel... And lose, just as it is written...






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i blew back my breakfast bagel...lol



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