Politics and Religion

When JackSquat reads this he'll convert his 'vault' into a steam room...
BigPapasan 3 Reviews 274 reads
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"Preliminary results from government lab experiments show that the coronavirus does not survive long in high temperatures and high humidity."

 
A very stable genius once said:  "It looks like in April, you know in theory, when it gets a little warmer, (the coronavirus) miraculously goes away -- I hope that's true."  Let's hope he's a better scientist than a weatherman...it's supposed to snow in the East today.  

 
And apparently the coronavirus came not from any ordinary bat but from a vampire bat because the research shows that:  "Sunlight destroys the virus quickly."  

 
http://www.yahoo.com/news/sunlight-destroys-coronavirus-very-quickly-new-government-tests-find-but-experts-say-pandemic-could-still-last-through-summer-200745675.html

CENZO1 162 Reviews 21 reads
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2 / 8

Sitting in a nice warm sauna, being “attended to” by some sexy female “therapists” . Hell, a great business opportunity exists. No doubt it would be deemed an essential service; and to top it off, your health insurance would probably pay for your sessions.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 19 reads
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3 / 8

shit their pants if you opened up a steam and dry sauna/tanning bed operation and advertised it as a Covid-19 CURE?  That would be an interesting one to fight out in court.  

Beefman69 16 Reviews 18 reads
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First and foremost, FDA does not regulate the sauna saloons and gyms. FDA three main divisions are: Foods, Drugs and medical devices.

Second since you are firm believer of GOP values, you should listen to Mike Pence and not be in any room with any naked female. That dude does not even take lunch or dinner with female unless if his wife is in a room. Being naked in sauna with two sexy nurse is against the advise of Ted Cruz, Mike Pence and majority of Republicans leaders.  

So just take your bible to Churches and prey that this gets eradicated .

gentleguy1020 38 Reviews 16 reads
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5 / 8

Nice idea ... just have to Bill this as preventative healthcare card bill because once the virus is in you no hot steam or chick can kill it ...

CENZO1 162 Reviews 13 reads
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....if you become a card carrying, certified “Trumpanzee”, you get the right to grab pussy in Church, so long as you restrict it to the last three pews. If you’re interested I can give you the site to register.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 13 reads
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But you have given me a good reason why I should consider going to church.  Lol

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