Sitting in a nice warm sauna, being “attended to” by some sexy female “therapists” . Hell, a great business opportunity exists. No doubt it would be deemed an essential service; and to top it off, your health insurance would probably pay for your sessions.
shit their pants if you opened up a steam and dry sauna/tanning bed operation and advertised it as a Covid-19 CURE? That would be an interesting one to fight out in court.
First and foremost, FDA does not regulate the sauna saloons and gyms. FDA three main divisions are: Foods, Drugs and medical devices.
Second since you are firm believer of GOP values, you should listen to Mike Pence and not be in any room with any naked female. That dude does not even take lunch or dinner with female unless if his wife is in a room. Being naked in sauna with two sexy nurse is against the advise of Ted Cruz, Mike Pence and majority of Republicans leaders. So just take your bible to Churches and prey that this gets eradicated .
....if you become a card carrying, certified “Trumpanzee”, you get the right to grab pussy in Church, so long as you restrict it to the last three pews. If you’re interested I can give you the site to register.
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