I think Karl would look good in an orange jumpsuit.

and having the tables turned on you makes it all the funnier!@$. ROLFAMA (Rolling on linoleum floor also Mom's Afghan.)

I thought a big shit like you would have a much zippier comeback rather than that recycled lame  tag! Both you and your little brother, harry, need to get yourselves over to a AA meeting and sober up, stat!  You two drunks are thinking anything you say is funny when it clearly isn't.

Send him to jail for his lack of the using the letter "C" in the name Carl.  Just execute the dumbass.  Then let the people pull down his statue.  Don't just jail the Commies!  Kill them before they turn into fags and marry.

Harry, you need to get your head out of your ass. It is starting to impede your sense of humor.

Send him straight to Hell!

those souls condemed to an eternity of suffering, they've already got too heavty a burden to bear.