http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2014/03/15/five-things-you-didnt-know-about-jesus/?hpt=hp_c3

that Jesus never existed.

Transcending from the valley of the physical world to the mountain of the mystics.

That's a pretty graphic passage by the way.  

After reading that passage, or any verse.

The people believing him are simply fools. There are a lot of easily led fools in this world but only a relative handful of true lunatics to lead them off the cliff.

If he was sober and impartial he might tell you  there is no such word  , therefore you are  
"the one"  lacking  existence .  

They are written so ambiguously and are so open to interpretation you can almost always find something in any religious text to support whatever moronic idea you want to peddle. You can usually find "evidence" to support both sides of the same argument  in the same "holy" book. Religion gives you so many outs it's no wonder it is used so liberally by con men.

And literally,  when it suites you.  Very flexible yes

... what's the point, if you can't pick and choose?

Talk about being verbose. :P

I suggest you come to terms with your lack of understanding before continuing your palaver

Believing he was god. They also believe in the tooth fairy, Santa and the easter bunny, not to mention all of Grimms fairy tales.