Kerry reenacts "heroism"

On their website, Kerry's fellow Swift Boat vets tell the story of Kerry's second Purple Heart.  He apparently tossed a concussion grenade into a sampan containing no hostiles but a big bag of rice.  The concussion projected several pieces of rice into his ass, Kerry then wrote himself up, was denied by the doc and his Commanding Officer, he appealed to Saigon where he found a friendly Officer to sign off on it.

Funny, but even more its pathetic.

September 7, 2002, New York Times, Editorial/OP Ed

Watching Movies With Senator Kerry
By BILL KELLER

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The first thing to be said is that the senator's
movies are not self-aggrandizing. Mr. Kerry is hardly
in the film, and never strikes so much as a heroic
pose. These are the souvenirs of a 25-year-old guy
sent to an exotic place on an otherworldly mission,
who bought an 8-millimeter camera in the PX and shot a
few hours of travelogue, most of it pretty boring if
you didn't live through it.

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Worth less than the toilet paper that we wipe our fannies on.  Next time post something that was done by a serious journalist.

He got sunburned by the bright camera lights

From what I hear those scuffs on his face were from no bike accident.

Indeed, upon hearing they had a lead on Bin Laden, Bush himself went to take care of business to guarantee the mission would be accomplished.  Having Bin Laden in his sights he approached Osama, who was busy in coitus with a camel, but our hero slipped in some unidentified ``wet-like sand''.  Startled, the camel took off with Osama clinging to its waist and GWB grasping at its hoofs.  Unfortunately, the camel and Osama rode off into the sunset while our hero stained his flight suit worse than Monica stained her dress.

Coitus interruptus to say the least.