Their new app is a mess. At this point in 2016 about  90% of the results were in. Tonight? ZERO. No one knows who won or what the problem is. Candidates have gotten no face time on tv and can't head for New Hampshire.
Big mess. I wonder if Iowa will lose its position as first state to hold a primary or caucus?

I am 34% sure the new app was designed by the crack staff who created the Obamacare website. LOL

These are the yahoos who want to run national healthcare.

For three years, we’ve been preparing for the process that officially kicks off tonight in Iowa: the Democratic presidential primary. Today our chair, @TomPerez, reflects on the reforms we’ve made to make this the most transparent primary in our history:

The polling outfit 538 confirmed that Cernovich had the spiked Des Moines poll correct, showing Biden in 4th place.  Tonight's (Monday's) reporting fuck-up blunts the news that Biden (might have) done poorly.  At this hour I don't know if he did poorly -- but spotty reports indicate he wasn't "viable" in a number of caucus sites.  Tomorrow the story will be about the counting, and not the count.  So two fuck ups help Biden (and therefore don't help Bernie.)  Not that the DNC would ever do anything like that on purpose.

is better than your train wreck gif.

See, at least a certain segment of this community admits, when things do not work out well, no matter the political leaning of the misfits.  Unlike those who choose to insult and deflect from the issue at hand, when things do not go THEIR way.  

DONALD J TRUMP!!!

They already gave up on Joe.  That's why they've changed the rules to get Bloomberg in ASAP.  Right now they ware just holding Bernie down until they can get the Bloomberg wagon rolling.

I do not know about Brazile but I'm sure Hilwhorie has come up with at least 100 excuses and saying it is someone else's fault.

Bernie voters and Bloomberg voters are polar opposites. The Bots will DESPISE Bloomberg and not JUST bc he fucked the Bern out of the nomination, if that were to occur, but bc Bloomberg is the ultimate capitalist which generally clashes with a "democratic-socialist." lol

"IF' CUJ really does finish in fourth place in Iowa and with Bernie a huge favorite to win in the equally white state of New Hampshire, can Biden really hang on until the end of the month when he finally gets to see if black voters still support him in South Carolina? Yes, the black vote is important and it's unlikely that any Dim can get elected without support from the black community, but you can't get elected with the black vote alone, and by the time we get to Super Tuesday the Biden campaign may be running on fumes.

Satan must be practicing his slap shot down there.

Dems have a split base -- Bernie vs everyone else.  The DNC is not going to please everyone, so they've made the choice to cut loose Bernie and take the hit.  Unifying behind a disaster candidate can fuck you up in 2024 as well -- when Trump can't run again.  Any of the other candidates including Bloomberg is mostly acceptable to the rest of the non-Bernie bots in the dem party.  So they'll take the majority of their base and hope for at least a decent showing in Nov.  They won't forget about 2024.

And that poll obviously BEFORE Iowa and BEFORE the Bern's virtually assured blow out win in NH.  

Nick's right.  Going down in flames as the Dems are doing is always more spectacular.  I read yours a little different . . . . perhaps Dem voter support is collapsing for the Dems who are running.  

In 2016 we FUCKED Bernie Sanders right in the ass without lube and everybody knew it. THIS election cycle we are still going to find a way to fuck Bernie, but we are going to try to be less obvious about it.  

The will of the people be damned. They have already seen Trump remake the GOP in his own image, they value their own power a LOT more than they want to win this election.

allow Bernie to win.  He is an asshole of the highest magnitude.

Bernie is an asshole of the "lowest" magnitude. I am an asshole of the "highest" magnitude. Please learn to tell the difference. lol

I actually feel bad but it’s just too funny.

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