Ever heard Congress is the pits ?! Now it's gone literal ! Kuchinich has taken solace in the fact that his toupe was not damaged in this horrible incident-------

I can understand having to pay for a cap and the dental work, but $150k?
His real damage is that he can't give a BJ for a couple of weeks.

and one thing only. His wife. He is on his 3rd marriage, and this time he picked a young relatively decent looking woman. Part of his lawsuit is loss of enjoyment. What the hell does that mean? Maybe he can't enjoy eating pussy like before (lol). I can possibly understand a lawsuit, but a $150K lawsuit for biting on a olive pit. Give me a break.

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ever think he could be elected president.

He did get one thing right though, can you say "pierced tounge"