Politics and Religion

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neoconfused 8123 reads
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1 / 15

Are you a neoconservative? Take this quiz to find out.

RLTW 3776 reads
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2 / 15

It told me that I'm a Realist. Does this mean that I won't get the mind-control earpiece and secret decoder ring?

Can I call myself a Neo-Realist? Just to sound nefarious, and feel like I'm part of the superduper-secret "Crawford Plan" to destroy the world.

RLTW

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 5109 reads
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3 / 15
Weather Underground 4513 reads
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4 / 15

to be a Liberal.





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wmblake 12 Reviews 5424 reads
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5 / 15

So, if you're a realist and I'm a realist (sigh) - and I took it twice.  

You can be a neo-realist if I can be a pinko-realist, and still shout in outrage at the red states and Rush.

GOPGeezer 2 Reviews 4740 reads
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6 / 15

fact.  I think we should bomb Syria!!!  Yeah we should bomb those dirty rotten terrorist boot camps in Syria.  And if Syria says one peep--- We oughta bomb Assad! He's nothing but a terrorist loving nitwit.

Just think of when you were back in boot camp.  Wouldn't it have made it a doubble bummer day if your boot camp was bombed!?!? It's just one of those things that you just might not ever get over.

And another thing, I saw that worm John Kerry on Tim Russert's show.  Finally Tim R. acted like a true journalist rather than a DNC flunky.  He asked Kerry about his "magic hat," "Cambodia" and the "form 180."  Finally, Russert asked those questions. He never did prior to the election.

And another thing, John Kerry reminds me of Ted Kennedy.  Ted Kennedy is giving aid and comfort to those dirty rotten terrorist the exact same way the Kerry gave aid and comfort to the North Vietnamese.  He said we should just pull out.  Well, we all know how Ted Kennedy is real good at doing that don't we?  MaryJoe may have been alive in that car for up to 3 hours after the accident.  3 whole hours!! 1---2---3!  3 hours!  If Teddy boy had been a man and called for help, maybe the fire department could have saved her life.  Ted Kennedy being the coward that he still is just ran away and left MaryJoe to die.

Lex Luethor 4272 reads
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7 / 15

...destined to rule the world and make things right.

What does that mean?

DoctorGonzo 106 Reviews 3846 reads
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10 / 15

In 1999, I took a "vacation"... drove around the usa for a year.
I went to Martha's Vinyard, and traced the route Kennedy drove that night. Noone will ever know for sure just exactly what happened, and how it happened, but the rfact of the matter is this:
Kennedy claimed that he did not realize he had gone off the main road that night, and so crashed into the bridge.
Well, having DRIVEN that same road, I'm here to tell you, that even if he were pissy-eyed drunk, there is no way in Heaven or Hell he could have mistaken the paved, smooth main road for the bumpy, gravel path that led to Dykes Bridge on Chappaquiddick Island.

It would seem 1968 was an amazing year for the children of the politically connected rich and priviledged. Not that thats a surprise to any of us. Teddy got a free pass at Chappaquiddick, and Young Dubya got a free pass out of the Guard.

The bridge has since been rebuilt, but the road leading to it is still a gravel path through a mosquito abatement operation.

RLTW 5469 reads
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13 / 15
KLTPZYXM 3081 reads
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14 / 15

I don't see no fuckin' kryptonite!

You ain't shit without kryptonite.

Lex Luethor 4112 reads
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15 / 15

Jan 20, 2009...

1. Take Oath of Office
2. Find out who KLTPZYXM was and have him drawn, quartered, and fed to the dogs.
3. Lunch
4. See ATF
5. Dinner
6. See Real ATF
6b. Snack
7. Bedtime

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