when you realize you just pissed off the entire state of Texas.

But it explains why Daddy is mad at him and his toxic girlfriend. Junior needs to pay more attention to his legal problems and floundering business.

Are his pupils enlarged, or is Kimberly giving him a BJ behind the black podium (on the stage that is the shape of a dick?

It's now official:  The GQP platform is nothing but a total "phallicy."  

who is paralyzed from the neck UP.

I certainly hope so.  I mean, you just can't have enough "dry-humping the flagpole" memes or GIFs out on the internet.

He chose the "I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than a bottle in front of me" option instead.