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She is the one who can't handle it .

She is uglier than those she mocks.  

more like fugly

 
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Trump and his cult cannot handle it.

She is the one who can't handle it .

She is uglier than those she mocks.  

more like fugly

 
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So that does not take away from the fact, her jokes were right!
This is why, Trump and his supporters were crying after it.

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Re: FM it's not about her looks!
So that does not take away from the fact, her jokes were right!  
 This is why, Trump and his supporters were crying after it.
   

Looks to me she offended some on the MAGA winners side and many losers from Fake News and Hillary supporters most definitely were not especially pleased.

  IMO  She made a few good points.    

 
"Honestly, I never really thought I’d be a comedian, but I did take an aptitude test in 7th grade, and this is 100% true. I took an aptitude test in 7th grade and it said my best profession was a clown or a mime. Well, at first it said clown, and then it heard my voice and was like, “Or maybe mime. Think about mime.”  

"Now, there is a lot to cover tonight, there’s a lot to go over. I can’t get to everything. I know there’s a lot of people that want me to talk about Russia and Putin and collusion, but I’m not going to do that because there’s also a lot of liberal media here and I’ve never really wanted to know what any of you look like when you orgasm. Except for you Jake Tapper. I bet it’s something like this. Okay, that’s all the time we have."  

"There’s a lot of print media here, there’s a ton of you guys, but I’m not going to go after print media tonight because it’s illegal to attack an endangered species. Buy newspapers."

Things are changing; men are being held accountable. Al Franken was ousted, that one really hurt liberals. I believe it was the great Ted Kennedy who said, “Wow, that’s crazy, I murdered a woman.” Chappaquiddick, in theaters now.  

"I did have a lot of jokes about Cabinet members, but I had to scrap all of those because everyone has been fired. You guys are going through Cabinet members quicker than Starbucks throws out black people. No, don’t worry they’re having an afternoon, that’ll solve it. We just needed an afternoon."

"Mike Pence is very anti-choice. He thinks abortion is murder, which, first of all, don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it. You know, you’ve got to get that baby out of there.  
And yeah, sure, you can groan all you want. I know a lot of you are very anti-abortion, you know, unless it’s the one you got from your secret mistress. It’s fun how values can waver, but good for you."  

 
"We’ve got our friends at CNN here. Welcome, guys, it’s great to have you. You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it. The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles."  

"People want me to make fun of Sean Hannity tonight, but I cannot do that, this dinner’s for journalists."  

"Republicans are easy to make fun of, you know, it’s like shooting fish in a Chris Christie. But I also want to make fun of Democrats. Democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys don’t do anything. People think you might flip the House and Senate this November, but you guys always find a way to mess it up."  

 
"We’ve got MSNBC here. MSNBC’s new slogan is, “This is who we are.” Guys, it’s not a good slogan. This is Who We Are is what your mom thinks the sad show on NBC is called. Did you watch This is Who We Are this week? Someone left on a crockpot, and everyone died."  

"Rachel Maddow. We cannot forget about Rachel Maddow. She’s the Peter Pan of MSNBC, but instead of never going up, she never gets to the point. Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target — you went in for milk but left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire. I didn’t need this."  

"I watch Morning Joe every morning. We now know Mika and Joe are engaged. Congratulation you guys, it’s like when a #MeToo works out."  

"And of course, Megyn Kelly. What would I do without Megyn Kelly? Probably be more proud of women. Megyn Kelly got paid $23 million by NBC, then NBC didn’t let her go to the Winter Olympics. She’s so white, cold, and expensive, she might as well be the Winter Olympics. "

"There’s a ton of news right now, a lot is going on, and we have all these 24-hour news networks, and we could be covering everything. Instead, we’re covering three topics. Every hour is Trump, Russia, Hillary, and a panel full of people that remind you why you don’t go home for Thanksgiving. Milk comes from nuts now all because of the gays."

"You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you used to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him."

bigguy3077 reads

So do you understand, Trump and your fellow cult members were crying about her afterwards?

Trump and his thugs did it to themselves and her comments were not wrong about them.

Also you did not hear too many Hillary supporters crying at all!  

I guess you had to post your daily Russian defense of Trump.

It's another swing and a miss by you.

Thanks for the laugh!

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