But if you REALLY think wishing for something is going to somehow make it happen than you are more fucked up than even I thought you were.
That said, what kind of prayers do you plan on making? if you are going to pray for me, please pray for a hot little Asian spinner to appear in my bed today. Or I suppose I could just call a hooker, I think my method is going to yield better results. lol
While you’re at it, can you pray for the President too? He needs all the help he can get during the last four months of his time in office... and for the 4 more years of his next.
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