Politics and Religion

Kerry & Edwards
upstater 8500 reads
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Kerry & Edwards are stuck on a desert island, after several days a beautifull blonde taxpayer asleep in a raft floats up. Edwards looks to Kerry and says" Why don't we fuck her?" and Kerry replies "out of what?"

Bush & Cheney are stuck in the Afghanistan desert, after several days a beautiful Redhead prostitute passes by them.

Cheney and Bush both look at each other and think to themselves "Hmmm maybe we should fuck her?"

Bush then says "Hey let’s go fuck that Brunette Iraqi over there not bothering anyone, you know the Blonde American taxpayer is too stupid to know any better", and Cheney adds "Hey, and maybe we can get the Blonde American taxpayer to pay for it too?".

Well, makes about as much sense as your joke upstater ;-)

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