this are quotes from the famouse bagdad bob who was the parapaganda minister during the iraq war..this is soo funny.. i say we all chip in and get this guy the best provider..(please no political statements just enjoy the quotes)

1.""It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait."

2."Who is this dog Franks in Qatar?"

3. "The midget Bush and that Rumsfield deserve only to be beaten with shoes by freedom loving people everywhere."

MY FAV ONE
4. August 11 - The LA Times reports that the Iraqi military was itself fooled by the creative reporting of furloughed Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf (M.S.S.): "After the information minister claimed that Iraqi forces had retaken the Baghdad airport from U.S. troops, two former commanders said, Republican Guard Gen. Mohammed Daash was dispatched to check out a rumor that four or five American tanks had survived the Iraqi counterattack. Daash returned to his headquarters in a panic. "Four or five tanks!'' the commanders quoted Daash as telling his fellow generals. "Are you out of your minds? The whole damn American Army is at the airport!'' LOOOOL HAHA

5. The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
6. "Now even the American command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."
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"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
8. They will be burnt. We are going to tackle them!!"

9. "What they say about a breakthrough [in Najaf] is completely an illusion. They are sending their warplanes to fly very low in order to have vibrations on these sacred places . . . they are trying to crack the buildings by flying low over them."

10. they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."