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I was about 12 hours ahead of you in anticiapting that one.

Man, di the great mids think alike, or what?

What about "No no expects......the Republican Vice-Presidential nomination!"

cowpoke... oh, what ???  PALIN not Palance...  hummmmm   never mind...  there for a moment - I was thinkin' boy McCain was really serious about kickin some al qaeda ass!  humm....?

 Lets talk Guinness beer commercials. Brilliant! Bravo! My version:

Hi, I Sarah Palin, and you don't know me yet!
I've been picked to kick some donkey ass,
Im the best that John could get!

O.K. I'm from Alaska.There ain't no Texas steers,
But we eat grizzly bear for breakfast, and we wash it down with beers!

Yeah, maybe I'm a brood mare,
I do have lots of young.
But it never stopped me doing,
what I felt that must be done.

I ain't never been to Washingten and don't care if I do,
But I promise that, before I'm done, you'll change your point of view!

I've come to kick some righteous ass,
The party, it don't matter.
Me and John will take em on,
And leave some wise, but sadder.

I think it's still America,
Do the people still hold sway?
Than why the fuck are we out of luck,
come each election day?

The dems still give us lawyers,
and George ain't been too good,
So why in hell, is it hard to sell
what should be understood?

Come see me in Alaska.
Bring your guns and fishin gear.
I know I can out shoot you,
and out fish you while your here!

And if I didn't love my husband,
and promise to be true,
Chances are, when we left the bar,
I could out fuck you too!

This message has been approved by Sarah Palin,
the next Vice President of the United States.

Hey Doc. My favorite Palin skit is the one about the dead parrot with John Cleese. " This is an expired parrot. No he's not. He's restin". BTW, know why it's called Greenland? Cheers to you this Labor Day weekend.