No, really, kudos and congrats for this. It really made me chuckle. To think I inspire this effort! Am I your muse? They were all women as I remember, so don't get any funny ideas! I think you need to work on meter, but for something composed I'm guessing on the fly, not a bad effort at all. You really ought to do more of this. I'll have a response soon enough, just need to go in for the scheduled electroshocks and i'll be rarin' to compose.
Hey, that reminds MOI : a few weeks ago I posted a little bit of derivative psuedo-poetry, I called it AIPAC Doggerel. Allow me to repeat myself :
Whatever happens,
We have got.
The world's only superpower in our hip pocket,
And they have not.
You may recognize this as a blatant ripoff of a well-known bit of political doggerel from the Age Of Imperialism. So here's my challenge:
1. name the original author, and get 1 [ONE] Xiaoming-free day on the Board ;
2. reproduce the origianl and get 1 {ONE] Xiaoming-free day on the Board:
3. DO BOTH and get 3 [THREE] Xiaoming-free days on the Board. I am a lenient judge, if you're anywhere close I'll give it to you. Disputes to TMT if he's willing.
This is open to all Board members, and the winner can pick the day[s] s/he wishes me to vacate the Board.
I've got a post i've been holding back for awhile -- just to tease you, it's a perusal of another shelf in the Xiaoming Library. The previous one, as I'm sure you painfully remember, dealt with Israeli self-help/motivational/inspirational books. The next one deals with Israeli travel guides to the Middle East and related areas. It's AT LEAST AS GOOD as the previous one -- and you remember how rip-roaring, side-splitting, knee-slapping, snot running-funny that was.
Doc, you're caught me in a rare moment of contentment, so i want to keep things as light as possible and avoid acrimony and contention for awhile. [But with us, I think, it's inevitable. I'm sure there are some defenselss Pallys you can beat up on, if only rhetorically, for awhile]. A number of favorable things have recently been accomplished by yours truly [remember, this is relative -- you really don't know the shabby and narrowly circumscribed and Hobbesian parameters of my ill-begotten existence]. To wit :
1. represented myself in a competency hearing ;
2. successfully installed DSL on the 1st attempt [and with no assistance from a child either] ;
3. got a hand-written letter of rejection from the fiction editor at The Atlantic [usually I get form letters of sublime indifference];
4. am "povisionally scheduled" as a "standby" contributor to a startup British humor publication sometime between now and the start of 2008 [not a regular contributor, this is a one-shot] [assuming financing occurs, and you know how that goes, this does sound terribly iffy] ;
5. broke down and posted a review [composed seriously under the influence, I felt like I was Mel Gibson w/o the car, the number of typos is ungodly] and it was accepted on the first attempt and posted in appx 5 hours. [I guess they felt sorry for me and figured, "maybe we can get this nutcase to spend less time on the Board and more time hobbying and reviewing if he receives some immediate positive reinforcement. At the very least we might delay the moment when TMT ultimately decides to ban this guy"].
Well, Doc, you've got a challenge, a kinda warning, and a kinda compliment, and I still forgive you for all your misguided and misdirected anger at MOI.
Hey! Here's a new signoff, as long as we're being poetic : Ciao From Xiao !!!
PS. If you really want to read funny [IMHO] read the postabout the Garotas in Brazil from a few days earlier.