Just another Republi-Perv.
Hey, doesn't that make swallowpee Captain Depends?

prefers a less formal title.  I believe he is going for, Mr. Poo Poo pants.  Sounds infantile to me, but I guess that pretty much sums up, swallow pee.

"Remember, swallowpee! Yellow in front, brown in back!"

Trump, unfortunately, will be sitting in asylum in Russia and enjoying yellow showers ...

Swallowpee went in for his annual physical the other day and his doc said he needed to take a sample of his blood, semen, stool and urine.
He said, "Why didn't you tell me that before I came in? I could have brought you a pair of my dirty underwear."