Now I hear that one of the poor, abused prisoners recently released from Abu Ghraib is saying that he was tortured under both Saddam and the US, but that it wasn't so bad under Saddam because he didn't have to take his pants off! Oh Puh-leeze!

What they should have done is to have paraded a couple of really hung she-males past those guys saying "Take a look at this, needle dick". Now THAT would be torture!