...BFD of his visit to the US?  It seems the public is also enamored with Wills & Kate.

Didn't we fight a war 235 years ago to rid ourselves of the royals?  So why the fuck are we so anxious to see them and why did so many people stay up to watch the wedding live in the middle of the night?

William isn't even next in line to the throne. Bonnie Prince Charlie is gonna be in a walker when he is coronated since that old bitch Elizabeth won't ever step down.

Do you know how Englishmen get their stiff upper lip - by sucking cock!!

And while I'm at it, fuck Prince Albert in a can too.

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...fascinated with British royalty because the vast majority of us are descended from the English?  Think again. Are you familiar with the phrase "melting pot?"

And I never believed that geneological bullshit about our Presidents being related to British royalty going back 10 generations.

This is the 2nd time I've asked you a very simple question, and you avoid it with a bunch of bullshit.

Why do I ask? I think you said, "Do you know how Englishmen get their stiff upper lip - by sucking cock!! Listen you fat putz, England is the home of my ancestors. Do I give a shit about the Royal Family, FUCK NO! But you trash talk my background, I'm going to give back to you in spades. Pretty fucking simple don't you think.

So which country does your ancestors hail from? If you don't answer, I assume you're embarrassed.

...calendar, it's the year 5771. That's MY ancestry.

The country of my parents and grandparents was none too friendly to my peeps so there is no way in hell I would identify myself as having that country's ancestry.  Kapeesh?

England, great.  We saved their stiff upper lip asses in WW II and then fucked their women who finally found out what real men were like.



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Who the fuck is "WE" Unless you're about 90 years old, don't take credit for shit you weren't directly involved in. I'm impressed that your ancestors enjoyed fucking English women. I trust your dad and uncles have some great stories. Considering they had a choice of fucking their own kind, they made the right decision to fuck some English women. Trust me, fucking some of the women in your tribe is like fucking a 5771 year old woman.

...this before.  Your wife is in my "tribe" so that must be why you're a hobbyist - she must fuck like a 5771 y.o. woman.

nothing to do with. Use the word "they" not "we" next time. And no we haven't been through this before. I usually don't respond to your posts, and this thread gives me another reason why I should keep that promise.

Oh by the way, my wife's ancestors are from England. Maybe you Dad or your Uncles who served in WW II accidentally were fucking her relatives. Thought they were finally getting some non-Jewish pussy. You'd think they'd know the difference.

Trust me, my wife ain't in YOUR tribe. I believe there were what 12 tribes. Your tribe is the one with that old Eastern European Jewish pussy (lmao). You know, that 5771 year old stuff.

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Yep!

I don't get the fascination with any Royalty for that matter. They didn't fall of from the skies, their ancestors killed and maimed peasants and why are proplr gloting over them?

Don't get it.

Does Kate provide?

nor do I really care. I think you and Doc have nailed it, many people with no lives of their own feel the need to live vicariously through others. I think that's the broadest explanation for many Americans fascination with royalty, celebrities, sports stars et al.

Frankly, I am with the two of you, I couldn't possibly care less about the weddings of any other people,  as long as it's not me, I am thrilled for them. lol

...not allowed to claim I'm American because my ancestors did not come over on the Mayflower?

Your wife must be an acceptable Jewess to you because she is Anglicized and therefore not too "Jewy."

You're the type to see a Black woman only if she's light-skinned and not too "African."

You said: "You'd think they'd know the difference."  You think all Jews can recognize each other?  Do we all have "Jewdar?"  Keep posting, dude; you reveal your true biases with every post.

...  for some its Paris Hilton, or Lindsey Lohan, or Brangelina, for others, the activities of the British Royals.
Personally speaking, I like to think my life is interesting enough not to be concerned with the fashion statements of Kate or Pippa. I wish people would find better and more productive ways to spend their money and their time, but its not my place to judge.

I do however, condemn the media and influential power players for hyping the fluff while distracting the populace from the more serious issues at hand.

And Papasan, I hear what you're saying, but think you are generalizing far too offensively here, as witnessed by St. Croix's strenuous objections to your comments.

Peace

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on the consumers of this drivel than the objects of it.

that's what im puzzled by papa's over the top comments about the Brits in general.

You're really good at taking shots at a culture, but God forbid someone takes a shot at yours, well you know the rest of this story. You've done this act before.

Let me see if I can explain this to you slowly so your fat pathetic brain will comprehend. I don't give a flying fuck about the Royal family. Make all the jokes you want. You see, I'm old school. You take a shot at my heritage, I take a shot at yours. Simple as that. If you were in a English pub and said that shit, you'd have your fat ass handed to you. I love trash talking. Just be prepared to back it up.

I guess you play by a different set of rules. You can trash talk any culture or any religion, but somebody pokes you back in the eye, you claim foul. Doesn't work that way.

Lastly, leave my wife out of this. GOT IT!!!!!!

This thread has nothing to do with the Mayflower, light skin blacks, how Jewish or not Jewish my wife is. This is about trash talking, which is American as apple pie, assuming you can back it up. So don't go crying to mommy when someone mentions your heritage, ethnicity, religion, whatever. And don't be a fucking pussy and play the bias, bigotry or whatever card. That shit doesn't fly with me.

I'm done with your fat ass. Just STFU.

but doesn't seem to take it very well.

I didn't want to intrude on a "private fight", but it sure looks like BP started something, but St C. finished it. lol

It takes a lot to get St. C going, unlike an asshole like me who will tell you to "fuck off" as soon as look at you, but once he gets going he does well for himself. Not bad for one of the "nice" guys here.

I grew up with, and still have, a diverse set of friends. You had quickly better learn how to trash talk, and back it up. I'd call my close Mexican friends a bunch of "fence fairies", "fucking beaners", "wetbacks", "greasers" and those were the standard tame ones. Hell, two of them are addicted to that TV show "Dancing with the Stars", so you know I have to add gay slurs to the Mexican shit when I'm talking to them. But they were always quick to tell me to never ever ever say that shit to a Mexican I didn't know, because I would probably get my ass kicked.

This was supposed to be just a trash talking thread, but BP went off on some stupid tangent. He did this before. If he had just played along, it would have been over a lot sooner.

...you went off on a tangent saying that all Jews are able to recognize each other.

Also, you were offended that I, as an American, said "we" when referring to OUR American soldiers in WWII.  Why, am I not American enough for you?

Some of my best friends are...where have I heard that before?

My wife is...see "best friends" above.

And what's with all the attacks on my physical appearance when we've never met? How juvenile!