Politics and Religion

1.) Don't Ask, Don't Tell for "good" Atheists; 2.) Detain the rest. 3.) Feed worms.
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Now that the Atheist agenda of mass murder against Americans has been exposed, I believe we should round up all the Atheists known to have guns.  Put them into holding cells or camps indefinitely.  Statistics should that would reduce gun violence by 63%, and 71% if we round up Agnostics too.  I say round up the Aggies too, but we could use that as a bargaining chip with the Liberals to get them to go along with imprisoning their pal, the Atheist.  Liberals will, they always do.  

We are a just and compassionate society, so for the rest of the Atheists, lets institute the tried and true policy of DADT.  In the future, Atheism will be classified as a mental illness, so lets go easy on the unarmed ones for now.  They'll be institutionalized soon enough.

What do you think?  Nick this Atheism conspiracy in the bud now, before they kill more political leaders and innocent children.  I for one, do not want to ride an airplane with one nor take a shower with one.  Atheist believe they are going to die and become worm food.  I don't know about you, dear friend, but my worms are a bit peckish.  

The War is on!

Priapus531357 reads

to be the ultimate oxymorons. Or perhaps morons.

Hypocritical clown.

I'm in favor of letting the atheist earn some form of citizenship. But don't allow them to marry.

Like most terrorists, the atheist terrorist is without a State, so we can't easily invade another country. But lets invade one anyway.

I don't like having to fund special ed for them in school to believe the way they do. That's a violation of church and State. But I feel we can live peacefully with some of the documented ones.

Just because the atheist is stinky is no reason to lock them all up. They can learn to live a productive life. Just not reproductive.

Now don't you all go calling me a big fat lefty!

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Now that the Atheist agenda of mass murder against Americans has been exposed, I believe we should round up all the Atheists known to have guns.  Put them into holding cells or camps indefinitely.  Statistics should that would reduce gun violence by 63%, and 71% if we round up Agnostics too.  I say round up the Aggies too, but we could use that as a bargaining chip with the Liberals to get them to go along with imprisoning their pal, the Atheist.  Liberals will, they always do.  

We are a just and compassionate society, so for the rest of the Atheists, lets institute the tried and true policy of DADT.  In the future, Atheism will be classified as a mental illness, so lets go easy on the unarmed ones for now.  They'll be institutionalized soon enough.

What do you think?  Nick this Atheism conspiracy in the bud now, before they kill more political leaders and innocent children.  I for one, do not want to ride an airplane with one nor take a shower with one.  Atheist believe they are going to die and become worm food.  I don't know about you, dear friend, but my worms are a bit peckish.  

The War is on!

ExAngel1285 reads

Name me one war caused by Atheists.  Hitler professed to being Christian and had the backing of the Pope.  Organized religion is a bastion of hate and intolerance.  Statistics show more self-proclaimed Christians carry weapons than Atheists.  Please show me an accepted example of an atheism conspiracy while we're at it.  Also, I find it a little odd, quite frankly, that there aren't more atheists on a hedonistic, morally depraved site like this one.  Bit of a dichotomy, wouldn't you agree?

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