Now what do you think of right off the bat when you read this ad from a department store?  My sentiments exactly!  Good advertising BTW...

Come check me out... it's been said that I wear small panties, but that I'm big fun... at least that's what my ranking in the Phoenix Top 100 Providers would indicate.

I am the SEDUCTRESS... you'll never meet anyone like me again.
Scottsdale or travel.  Very low-volume.  'Round the clock, but by appointment only.