Phoenix Buzz

She yelled at me too!
arizbob 19 Reviews 450 reads
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I was going to take a shower but she was a bit impatient.

I’m your hard bodied fitness model and unorthodox provider. While I keep myself in tip top shape, I am not particularly interested in arm wrestling.

Behind the muscle definition of a toned and fit body lies a soft, feminine lady who enjoys flowers, butterflies, rainbows and star filled nights; one who takes personal pleasure in catering to the whims and desires of her gentlemen callers.  

Perversely, while I possess an acerbic wit and a penchant for sarcasm on the boards, I take great pride in providing a warm, inviting welcome in person that epitomizes every man’s fantasy of feminine perfection.

 
Sometimes, what you get is even better than what you see.

That's hard to believe... But based on your reviews - obviously true... Great pic!

Thank you!! These were the words straight from a clients mouth describing me, frankly I think I'm a pain in the ass.

 My screening is that of Fort Knox , I will yell at you if I don't get my orgasm and I have no problem calling you a dork, dumbass or moron during any of our conversation........it truly is a GFE with me lol

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Bailey yelled at me once, so we did it again until we got it right.
 

Posted By: baileym365
Thank you!! These were the words straight from a clients mouth describing me, frankly I think I'm a pain in the ass.  
   
  My screening is that of Fort Knox , I will yell at you if I don't get my orgasm and I have no problem calling you a dork, dumbass or moron during any of our conversation........it truly is a GFE with me lol

that's hilarious!  

if you took the sex out - and just kept the yelling and name calling it would be a 'married experience' instead of 'gfe'

I was going to take a shower but she was a bit impatient.

Guess my response would be my typical one when yelled at..........."whatever". Lol.

Just for the record I'm on my best behavior with the first visit possibly the second depending on your personality. Also I feel that I have earned my orgasm with all the work that goes into this. I apologize if you have endured my wrath by not making my pink bud blossom, what can I say I'm a very passionate and driven woman.

Apparently I should have a disclaimer in my ad, stating you may or may not get yelled at for not pleasuring me.

Wow! I wanna hear more about your pink bud blossoming....  
That sounds yummy... and hot!

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Bailey, How many men have you yelled at for various reasons?
 I'm gonna start a support group.
   

Posted By: baileym365
Just for the record I'm on my best behavior with the first visit possibly the second depending on your personality. Also I feel that I have earned my orgasm with all the work that goes into this. I apologize if you have endured my wrath by not making my pink bud blossom, what can I say I'm a very passionate and driven woman.  
   
 Apparently I should have a disclaimer in my ad, stating you may or may not get yelled at for not pleasuring me.

Like anyone will feel sorry for guys, because a woman yelled at you for wanting to roll around naked and have orgasms!! lol

t’s when the yelling stops that you better start worrying

You got a  point there Bailey

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