As much as I'd like to continue the double entendras, a small piece of me still believes, and who knows whether or not corny jokes will land me on the Bad List. (Or maybe that's where I belong!)

To celebrate the season, I've decided to offer a Holiday Special...a 90-minute appointment for only $500!

Write to me ([email protected]) with your references and preferred days/times. I am available for incall at a central Phoenix location, or I'll be happy to come to you. Let's make some holiday memories together!