I'm officially bored with touching myself as you can see, who wants to take over?

I bet you couldn't click your mouse fast enough just now to see the photo could you lol?

My photos for these ads are always done 2-5 days before, so what you see here is what you get upon arrival at my door with the exception of..... I don't wear this much makeup,  and apparently I'm 20x hotter in person as I'm told all the time.

 I'm not in denial I admit the *^%#@$^ camera is not my friend, we all can't be Miss Photogenic now can we? I'm more Miss Sensual, my skills I'm sure you will deem far more important and more pleasurable than whether or not a camera is my friend or foe.

Those of you who would like to relieve me of the duties of touching myself and become my new favorite friend can apply for this position at [email protected]