If ever I was on your "to do" list but you just haven't taken the initiative to book an amazing time for us yet, I urge you to consider the act now.  As of Oct 1st, one-hour sessions will no longer be available to any new friends, only to those I have already seen, & the minimum duration for meetings will become 1-1/2 hours.  Again, this change will not effect you if our friendship has already been established; you may still book time with me at the old minimum of one hour, if you so wish.  Any new-comers will need to book a 1.5 hour minimum in order to request a date.  Thank you, & I hope we can meet if supreme quality, mature, intimate fun with low-mileage is what you seek.

While I understand the concept of grandfathering in existing clients, raising the rate for new clients by 50%, even with the additional half hour of time, is interesting.

I knew there was a reason I've been trying to catch you via email, hon.  Hope it is well before last call and sometime after scallops.