You give me a special and I will give you a special

I need something special to make me forget the world is full of shitheads, that I will get an A out of my *&$#@^&$ Christian Worldview class and my flights won't be delayed.  

This special item is an object of a long curving cylinder. The top end narrows to a point and the bottom end has a thick stem that attaches the fruit to the inflorescence. The skin is smooth and often has a few vertical ridges that run the length of it. The flesh is always creamy white and soft.

In return your special item is a very attractive, very fit woman using you as a toy Oct 8th through Oct 15th for a 1hr incall $300