I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 59, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd
ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went with her back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"

Hugs,
ciara